spin🌪 just won the Whirl Cup

inspiring: everyone in the reblogs and comments was injected with a neurotoxin

I wont lie to you I lost my dual pistols if you see dual pistols anywhere they are mine 

huge coming from the site who is so against black art that 'tumblr users are afraid of rap' has been a meme for the best part of a decade. You know that yall are 4channers with pronouns right?

The goalies cradle the ball because they believe it to be an egg and are trying to keep the other players from breaking it. Unfortunately they have also been led to believe that the egg's True Mother is one of the players and feels obligated to return the egg. Needless to say the winning team will get to hatch the Great Serpent.