||Chalice|| (Swapped)

I mean how do YOU have a kid when last time I checked, YOU could barely even handle yourself. 🤨

[he puts his hands on his hips]

(She raised a brow, clearly skeptical about that fact.)

[Drama Queen 💔]

But hey,at least the kid is ALIVE. I can give ya that much credit. (She smirked.)

And of COURSE the kids alive- why wouldn’t they be?!

Mister "I'm gonna dive headfirst into every danger that comes my way"! Any of that ring a bell???🫩

[so childish 😞]

(It kinda just turns into a back and forth of noise as chalice tries to speak louder than Mugman's chanting. They're both immature smhhh🫩💔)

[he chants louder, grinning sooooo evilly. He was winning for once…]

(She tackles Mugman mid-chant,anddd now they're just wrestling on the ground like children.😔)

[he- HE LICKED HER HAND??? Dude they ARE children are you kidding me]

(She aggressively rubs the saliva off on his scarf. Grown ass adults btw💔)

That’s what ya geeettttt!!

(She proceeds to snatch his straw out of his head, before getting up and making a run for it.)

[he shot up, frantically chasing chalice around the Apartment]

Heyyyy,mug..no need to do anything rasOH MY GOD IS THAT A HORSE???? (She called out loudly to distract him,only to slide under his legs when she had the chance.😔)

THAT WAS A DIRTY MOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

(She taunted as she kept running.)

[..before hilariously slipping on nothing. LOSSSERRRRRR]

(She takes a step back..also to slip and fall on nothing. Someone get these chuds out of my sight🫩)

HA!!! who’s the dumbass now, huh?

(She grumbled,chucking the straw at his head.)

[from the tumble he had taken, his scarf is veeerrrryyy loose on his neck. Interesting..interesting..say, wasn’t he tryna hide something earlier…]

..What. is. That. (She pointed at his neck.)

[Mugs knows DAMN well she was not referring to the scarf. He laughed nervously, like. TOO loudly. Ow, even hurt my ears..]

[he sweat a bit..]

(She reached over to pull Mugman's scarf down herself, gesturing to the mark.) THAT.

[he shrugged, now smiling nervously. Lock in mugman..you’re so stinky…]

... You're STILL a shitty liar.

Okay, fiiiine. Maybe it wasn’t a dog..

(damn she nosy as hell💔)

..i mean, I realllly hope not. God I’d never hear the end of it.

UGHHHHHHHH,buzzkill. Cmon,not even a little detail?? I won't snitch,promise!

you better keep yer word.

Scout's honor! I swear it.

[he face is well within the scarf. And he didn’t plan on coming out quite yet.]

Y'know,I should meet this "someone". It's not fair that my baby bro gets used as a chew toy by someone I've never even met! What if they're no good for you! Your big sister couldn't stand to see your widdle heart get broken~!

[sure Bud…]

Alright,alright,I'm just joking. But seriously,when are ya gonna introduce me to this mystery guy,huhhh?

Be-..er. He’s a busy guy.

(She was 100% guilt-tripping rn.🫩)

And..I’ll have you know I’m not the only one that has a love life..if you understand what I’m gettin’ at that is.

...wait,CUPHEAD??? HOW. I WANT ANSWERS AND NAMES.

Buuuttttt I can’t give too much away! He will skin me alive haha

...Sweet celestials,cuphead is doomed..

[THE HUH??????]

I mean how do YOU have a kid when last time I checked, YOU could barely even handle yourself. 🤨

[he puts his hands on his hips]

(She raised a brow, clearly skeptical about that fact.)

[Drama Queen 💔]

But hey,at least the kid is ALIVE. I can give ya that much credit. (She smirked.)

And of COURSE the kids alive- why wouldn’t they be?!

Mister "I'm gonna dive headfirst into every danger that comes my way"! Any of that ring a bell???🫩

[so childish 😞]

(It kinda just turns into a back and forth of noise as chalice tries to speak louder than Mugman's chanting. They're both immature smhhh🫩💔)

[he chants louder, grinning sooooo evilly. He was winning for once…]

(She tackles Mugman mid-chant,anddd now they're just wrestling on the ground like children.😔)

[he- HE LICKED HER HAND??? Dude they ARE children are you kidding me]

(She aggressively rubs the saliva off on his scarf. Grown ass adults btw💔)

That’s what ya geeettttt!!

(She proceeds to snatch his straw out of his head, before getting up and making a run for it.)

[he shot up, frantically chasing chalice around the Apartment]

Heyyyy,mug..no need to do anything rasOH MY GOD IS THAT A HORSE???? (She called out loudly to distract him,only to slide under his legs when she had the chance.😔)

THAT WAS A DIRTY MOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

(She taunted as she kept running.)

[..before hilariously slipping on nothing. LOSSSERRRRRR]

(She takes a step back..also to slip and fall on nothing. Someone get these chuds out of my sight🫩)

HA!!! who’s the dumbass now, huh?

(She grumbled,chucking the straw at his head.)

[from the tumble he had taken, his scarf is veeerrrryyy loose on his neck. Interesting..interesting..say, wasn’t he tryna hide something earlier…]

..What. is. That. (She pointed at his neck.)

[Mugs knows DAMN well she was not referring to the scarf. He laughed nervously, like. TOO loudly. Ow, even hurt my ears..]

[he sweat a bit..]

(She reached over to pull Mugman's scarf down herself, gesturing to the mark.) THAT.

[he shrugged, now smiling nervously. Lock in mugman..you’re so stinky…]

... You're STILL a shitty liar.

Okay, fiiiine. Maybe it wasn’t a dog..

(damn she nosy as hell💔)

..i mean, I realllly hope not. God I’d never hear the end of it.

UGHHHHHHHH,buzzkill. Cmon,not even a little detail?? I won't snitch,promise!

you better keep yer word.

Scout's honor! I swear it.

[he face is well within the scarf. And he didn’t plan on coming out quite yet.]

Y'know,I should meet this "someone". It's not fair that my baby bro gets used as a chew toy by someone I've never even met! What if they're no good for you! Your big sister couldn't stand to see your widdle heart get broken~!

[sure Bud…]

Alright,alright,I'm just joking. But seriously,when are ya gonna introduce me to this mystery guy,huhhh?

Be-..er. He’s a busy guy.

(She was 100% guilt-tripping rn.🫩)

And..I’ll have you know I’m not the only one that has a love life..if you understand what I’m gettin’ at that is.

...wait,CUPHEAD??? HOW. I WANT ANSWERS AND NAMES.

Buuuttttt I can’t give too much away! He will skin me alive haha

...Sweet celestials,cuphead is doomed..

I mean how do YOU have a kid when last time I checked, YOU could barely even handle yourself. 🤨

[he puts his hands on his hips]

(She raised a brow, clearly skeptical about that fact.)

[Drama Queen 💔]

But hey,at least the kid is ALIVE. I can give ya that much credit. (She smirked.)

And of COURSE the kids alive- why wouldn’t they be?!

Mister "I'm gonna dive headfirst into every danger that comes my way"! Any of that ring a bell???🫩

[so childish 😞]

(It kinda just turns into a back and forth of noise as chalice tries to speak louder than Mugman's chanting. They're both immature smhhh🫩💔)

[he chants louder, grinning sooooo evilly. He was winning for once…]

(She tackles Mugman mid-chant,anddd now they're just wrestling on the ground like children.😔)

[he- HE LICKED HER HAND??? Dude they ARE children are you kidding me]

(She aggressively rubs the saliva off on his scarf. Grown ass adults btw💔)

That’s what ya geeettttt!!

(She proceeds to snatch his straw out of his head, before getting up and making a run for it.)

[he shot up, frantically chasing chalice around the Apartment]

Heyyyy,mug..no need to do anything rasOH MY GOD IS THAT A HORSE???? (She called out loudly to distract him,only to slide under his legs when she had the chance.😔)

THAT WAS A DIRTY MOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

(She taunted as she kept running.)

[..before hilariously slipping on nothing. LOSSSERRRRRR]

(She takes a step back..also to slip and fall on nothing. Someone get these chuds out of my sight🫩)

HA!!! who’s the dumbass now, huh?

(She grumbled,chucking the straw at his head.)

[from the tumble he had taken, his scarf is veeerrrryyy loose on his neck. Interesting..interesting..say, wasn’t he tryna hide something earlier…]

..What. is. That. (She pointed at his neck.)

[Mugs knows DAMN well she was not referring to the scarf. He laughed nervously, like. TOO loudly. Ow, even hurt my ears..]

[he sweat a bit..]

(She reached over to pull Mugman's scarf down herself, gesturing to the mark.) THAT.

[he shrugged, now smiling nervously. Lock in mugman..you’re so stinky…]

... You're STILL a shitty liar.

Okay, fiiiine. Maybe it wasn’t a dog..

(damn she nosy as hell💔)

..i mean, I realllly hope not. God I’d never hear the end of it.

UGHHHHHHHH,buzzkill. Cmon,not even a little detail?? I won't snitch,promise!

you better keep yer word.

Scout's honor! I swear it.

[he face is well within the scarf. And he didn’t plan on coming out quite yet.]

Y'know,I should meet this "someone". It's not fair that my baby bro gets used as a chew toy by someone I've never even met! What if they're no good for you! Your big sister couldn't stand to see your widdle heart get broken~!

[sure Bud…]

Alright,alright,I'm just joking. But seriously,when are ya gonna introduce me to this mystery guy,huhhh?

Be-..er. He’s a busy guy.

(She was 100% guilt-tripping rn.🫩)

And..I’ll have you know I’m not the only one that has a love life..if you understand what I’m gettin’ at that is.

...wait,CUPHEAD??? HOW. I WANT ANSWERS AND NAMES.

I mean how do YOU have a kid when last time I checked, YOU could barely even handle yourself. 🤨

[he puts his hands on his hips]

(She raised a brow, clearly skeptical about that fact.)

[Drama Queen 💔]

But hey,at least the kid is ALIVE. I can give ya that much credit. (She smirked.)

And of COURSE the kids alive- why wouldn’t they be?!

Mister "I'm gonna dive headfirst into every danger that comes my way"! Any of that ring a bell???🫩

[so childish 😞]

(It kinda just turns into a back and forth of noise as chalice tries to speak louder than Mugman's chanting. They're both immature smhhh🫩💔)

[he chants louder, grinning sooooo evilly. He was winning for once…]

(She tackles Mugman mid-chant,anddd now they're just wrestling on the ground like children.😔)

[he- HE LICKED HER HAND??? Dude they ARE children are you kidding me]

(She aggressively rubs the saliva off on his scarf. Grown ass adults btw💔)

That’s what ya geeettttt!!

(She proceeds to snatch his straw out of his head, before getting up and making a run for it.)

[he shot up, frantically chasing chalice around the Apartment]

Heyyyy,mug..no need to do anything rasOH MY GOD IS THAT A HORSE???? (She called out loudly to distract him,only to slide under his legs when she had the chance.😔)

THAT WAS A DIRTY MOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

(She taunted as she kept running.)

[..before hilariously slipping on nothing. LOSSSERRRRRR]

(She takes a step back..also to slip and fall on nothing. Someone get these chuds out of my sight🫩)

HA!!! who’s the dumbass now, huh?

(She grumbled,chucking the straw at his head.)

[from the tumble he had taken, his scarf is veeerrrryyy loose on his neck. Interesting..interesting..say, wasn’t he tryna hide something earlier…]

..What. is. That. (She pointed at his neck.)

[Mugs knows DAMN well she was not referring to the scarf. He laughed nervously, like. TOO loudly. Ow, even hurt my ears..]

[he sweat a bit..]

(She reached over to pull Mugman's scarf down herself, gesturing to the mark.) THAT.

[he shrugged, now smiling nervously. Lock in mugman..you’re so stinky…]

... You're STILL a shitty liar.

Okay, fiiiine. Maybe it wasn’t a dog..

(damn she nosy as hell💔)

..i mean, I realllly hope not. God I’d never hear the end of it.

UGHHHHHHHH,buzzkill. Cmon,not even a little detail?? I won't snitch,promise!

you better keep yer word.

Scout's honor! I swear it.

[he face is well within the scarf. And he didn’t plan on coming out quite yet.]

Y'know,I should meet this "someone". It's not fair that my baby bro gets used as a chew toy by someone I've never even met! What if they're no good for you! Your big sister couldn't stand to see your widdle heart get broken~!

[sure Bud…]

Alright,alright,I'm just joking. But seriously,when are ya gonna introduce me to this mystery guy,huhhh?

Be-..er. He’s a busy guy.

(She was 100% guilt-tripping rn.🫩)

I mean how do YOU have a kid when last time I checked, YOU could barely even handle yourself. 🤨

[he puts his hands on his hips]

(She raised a brow, clearly skeptical about that fact.)

[Drama Queen 💔]

But hey,at least the kid is ALIVE. I can give ya that much credit. (She smirked.)

And of COURSE the kids alive- why wouldn’t they be?!

Mister "I'm gonna dive headfirst into every danger that comes my way"! Any of that ring a bell???🫩

[so childish 😞]

(It kinda just turns into a back and forth of noise as chalice tries to speak louder than Mugman's chanting. They're both immature smhhh🫩💔)

[he chants louder, grinning sooooo evilly. He was winning for once…]

(She tackles Mugman mid-chant,anddd now they're just wrestling on the ground like children.😔)

[he- HE LICKED HER HAND??? Dude they ARE children are you kidding me]

(She aggressively rubs the saliva off on his scarf. Grown ass adults btw💔)

That’s what ya geeettttt!!

(She proceeds to snatch his straw out of his head, before getting up and making a run for it.)

[he shot up, frantically chasing chalice around the Apartment]

Heyyyy,mug..no need to do anything rasOH MY GOD IS THAT A HORSE???? (She called out loudly to distract him,only to slide under his legs when she had the chance.😔)

THAT WAS A DIRTY MOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

(She taunted as she kept running.)

[..before hilariously slipping on nothing. LOSSSERRRRRR]

(She takes a step back..also to slip and fall on nothing. Someone get these chuds out of my sight🫩)

HA!!! who’s the dumbass now, huh?

(She grumbled,chucking the straw at his head.)

[from the tumble he had taken, his scarf is veeerrrryyy loose on his neck. Interesting..interesting..say, wasn’t he tryna hide something earlier…]

..What. is. That. (She pointed at his neck.)

[Mugs knows DAMN well she was not referring to the scarf. He laughed nervously, like. TOO loudly. Ow, even hurt my ears..]

[he sweat a bit..]

(She reached over to pull Mugman's scarf down herself, gesturing to the mark.) THAT.

[he shrugged, now smiling nervously. Lock in mugman..you’re so stinky…]

... You're STILL a shitty liar.

Okay, fiiiine. Maybe it wasn’t a dog..

(damn she nosy as hell💔)

..i mean, I realllly hope not. God I’d never hear the end of it.

UGHHHHHHHH,buzzkill. Cmon,not even a little detail?? I won't snitch,promise!

you better keep yer word.

Scout's honor! I swear it.

[he face is well within the scarf. And he didn’t plan on coming out quite yet.]

Y'know,I should meet this "someone". It's not fair that my baby bro gets used as a chew toy by someone I've never even met! What if they're no good for you! Your big sister couldn't stand to see your widdle heart get broken~!

[sure Bud…]

Alright,alright,I'm just joking. But seriously,when are ya gonna introduce me to this mystery guy,huhhh?

I mean how do YOU have a kid when last time I checked, YOU could barely even handle yourself. 🤨

[he puts his hands on his hips]

(She raised a brow, clearly skeptical about that fact.)

[Drama Queen 💔]

But hey,at least the kid is ALIVE. I can give ya that much credit. (She smirked.)

And of COURSE the kids alive- why wouldn’t they be?!

Mister "I'm gonna dive headfirst into every danger that comes my way"! Any of that ring a bell???🫩

[so childish 😞]

(It kinda just turns into a back and forth of noise as chalice tries to speak louder than Mugman's chanting. They're both immature smhhh🫩💔)

[he chants louder, grinning sooooo evilly. He was winning for once…]

(She tackles Mugman mid-chant,anddd now they're just wrestling on the ground like children.😔)

[he- HE LICKED HER HAND??? Dude they ARE children are you kidding me]

(She aggressively rubs the saliva off on his scarf. Grown ass adults btw💔)

That’s what ya geeettttt!!

(She proceeds to snatch his straw out of his head, before getting up and making a run for it.)

[he shot up, frantically chasing chalice around the Apartment]

Heyyyy,mug..no need to do anything rasOH MY GOD IS THAT A HORSE???? (She called out loudly to distract him,only to slide under his legs when she had the chance.😔)

THAT WAS A DIRTY MOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

(She taunted as she kept running.)

[..before hilariously slipping on nothing. LOSSSERRRRRR]

(She takes a step back..also to slip and fall on nothing. Someone get these chuds out of my sight🫩)

HA!!! who’s the dumbass now, huh?

(She grumbled,chucking the straw at his head.)

[from the tumble he had taken, his scarf is veeerrrryyy loose on his neck. Interesting..interesting..say, wasn’t he tryna hide something earlier…]

..What. is. That. (She pointed at his neck.)

[Mugs knows DAMN well she was not referring to the scarf. He laughed nervously, like. TOO loudly. Ow, even hurt my ears..]

[he sweat a bit..]

(She reached over to pull Mugman's scarf down herself, gesturing to the mark.) THAT.

[he shrugged, now smiling nervously. Lock in mugman..you’re so stinky…]

... You're STILL a shitty liar.

Okay, fiiiine. Maybe it wasn’t a dog..

(damn she nosy as hell💔)

..i mean, I realllly hope not. God I’d never hear the end of it.

UGHHHHHHHH,buzzkill. Cmon,not even a little detail?? I won't snitch,promise!

you better keep yer word.

Scout's honor! I swear it.

[he face is well within the scarf. And he didn’t plan on coming out quite yet.]

Y'know,I should meet this "someone". It's not fair that my baby bro gets used as a chew toy by someone I've never even met! What if they're no good for you! Your big sister couldn't stand to see your widdle heart get broken~!

I mean how do YOU have a kid when last time I checked, YOU could barely even handle yourself. 🤨

[he puts his hands on his hips]

(She raised a brow, clearly skeptical about that fact.)

[Drama Queen 💔]

But hey,at least the kid is ALIVE. I can give ya that much credit. (She smirked.)

And of COURSE the kids alive- why wouldn’t they be?!

Mister "I'm gonna dive headfirst into every danger that comes my way"! Any of that ring a bell???🫩

[so childish 😞]

(It kinda just turns into a back and forth of noise as chalice tries to speak louder than Mugman's chanting. They're both immature smhhh🫩💔)

[he chants louder, grinning sooooo evilly. He was winning for once…]

(She tackles Mugman mid-chant,anddd now they're just wrestling on the ground like children.😔)

[he- HE LICKED HER HAND??? Dude they ARE children are you kidding me]

(She aggressively rubs the saliva off on his scarf. Grown ass adults btw💔)

That’s what ya geeettttt!!

(She proceeds to snatch his straw out of his head, before getting up and making a run for it.)

[he shot up, frantically chasing chalice around the Apartment]

Heyyyy,mug..no need to do anything rasOH MY GOD IS THAT A HORSE???? (She called out loudly to distract him,only to slide under his legs when she had the chance.😔)

THAT WAS A DIRTY MOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

(She taunted as she kept running.)

[..before hilariously slipping on nothing. LOSSSERRRRRR]

(She takes a step back..also to slip and fall on nothing. Someone get these chuds out of my sight🫩)

HA!!! who’s the dumbass now, huh?

(She grumbled,chucking the straw at his head.)

[from the tumble he had taken, his scarf is veeerrrryyy loose on his neck. Interesting..interesting..say, wasn’t he tryna hide something earlier…]

..What. is. That. (She pointed at his neck.)

[Mugs knows DAMN well she was not referring to the scarf. He laughed nervously, like. TOO loudly. Ow, even hurt my ears..]

[he sweat a bit..]

(She reached over to pull Mugman's scarf down herself, gesturing to the mark.) THAT.

[he shrugged, now smiling nervously. Lock in mugman..you’re so stinky…]

... You're STILL a shitty liar.

Okay, fiiiine. Maybe it wasn’t a dog..

(damn she nosy as hell💔)

..i mean, I realllly hope not. God I’d never hear the end of it.

UGHHHHHHHH,buzzkill. Cmon,not even a little detail?? I won't snitch,promise!

you better keep yer word.

Scout's honor! I swear it.

I mean how do YOU have a kid when last time I checked, YOU could barely even handle yourself. 🤨

[he puts his hands on his hips]

(She raised a brow, clearly skeptical about that fact.)

[Drama Queen 💔]

But hey,at least the kid is ALIVE. I can give ya that much credit. (She smirked.)

And of COURSE the kids alive- why wouldn’t they be?!

Mister "I'm gonna dive headfirst into every danger that comes my way"! Any of that ring a bell???🫩

[so childish 😞]

(It kinda just turns into a back and forth of noise as chalice tries to speak louder than Mugman's chanting. They're both immature smhhh🫩💔)

[he chants louder, grinning sooooo evilly. He was winning for once…]

(She tackles Mugman mid-chant,anddd now they're just wrestling on the ground like children.😔)

[he- HE LICKED HER HAND??? Dude they ARE children are you kidding me]

(She aggressively rubs the saliva off on his scarf. Grown ass adults btw💔)

That’s what ya geeettttt!!

(She proceeds to snatch his straw out of his head, before getting up and making a run for it.)

[he shot up, frantically chasing chalice around the Apartment]

Heyyyy,mug..no need to do anything rasOH MY GOD IS THAT A HORSE???? (She called out loudly to distract him,only to slide under his legs when she had the chance.😔)

THAT WAS A DIRTY MOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

(She taunted as she kept running.)

[..before hilariously slipping on nothing. LOSSSERRRRRR]

(She takes a step back..also to slip and fall on nothing. Someone get these chuds out of my sight🫩)

HA!!! who’s the dumbass now, huh?

(She grumbled,chucking the straw at his head.)

[from the tumble he had taken, his scarf is veeerrrryyy loose on his neck. Interesting..interesting..say, wasn’t he tryna hide something earlier…]

..What. is. That. (She pointed at his neck.)

[Mugs knows DAMN well she was not referring to the scarf. He laughed nervously, like. TOO loudly. Ow, even hurt my ears..]

[he sweat a bit..]

(She reached over to pull Mugman's scarf down herself, gesturing to the mark.) THAT.

[he shrugged, now smiling nervously. Lock in mugman..you’re so stinky…]

... You're STILL a shitty liar.

Okay, fiiiine. Maybe it wasn’t a dog..

(damn she nosy as hell💔)