𝕮𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖓

I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him

date of origin: 8th of august, 2014.

agh. i should’ve added that it’s 50 cents when you do it thru the mcdonald’s app as mentioned in the notes😔 but either way this is STILL helpful for someone who is strapped on food!

hi i also just wanna add onto this that there’s more offers in case you miss that one and they are: week 1 - dec 8 - 9 > 50 cent double cheeseburger - dec 10 - 11 > pick 4 for $4 (mcdouble or mcchicken that comes w a 4pc mcnugget + medium drink + small fry) week 2 - dec 12 - 14 > buy a crispy chicken sandwich and get one free - dec 15 - 16 > free 6pc chicken mcnuggets w a min $1 purchase - dec 17 - 18 > burger bundle $12.50 for double cheeseburger, cheeseburger, big mac, + 2 medium fries week 3 - dec 18 - 21 > buy a big mac and get one free - dec 22 - 23 > 50 cent double cheeseburger - dec 24 - 25 > pick 4 for $4 (mcdouble or mcchicken that comes w a 4pc mcnugget + medium drink + small fry) if you also put your location in the app it’ll likely give you more local deals too that might also have free/reduced price items! the weekly offers are Not for delivery and some local deals are mobile order only as a heads up :) happy eating!

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

Yo what the fuck

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

best kind of character is “guy who didn’t die when he should have”

God I wish this were me. To die when I should have instead of living in this purgatory of lingering dying and waiting. I want that.

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

you have a beautiful imagination

My old person trait is that I think a website should work in a web browser and not try to open an app