Cool cryptid guy

yasss consume his essence entirely😍😻

However, I have met this guy who was completely and utterly in love with the moon. When I say in love I don't mean he loved the idea of the moon and loved to look at it, he was genuinely in love with it, like he fully believed the moon spoke to him and was equally in love with him.

He would sleep all day, run out into the woods every night, and just sit and stare at the moon until it set and he would cry for hours. His close friends obviously got concerned and staged an intervention. A few days later he ran into me and told me he was going to "finally be with her forever". He left for his usual late-night run and hasn't been seen since.

I want to address the term "b!gf00t". Now I have some friends who are Magnus Pedes (the preferred term as far as I am aware), and they are much much more than this hurtful slur. Seeing this word being plastered all over tee shirts, signs, and many other products is truly sickening. They have names, as well, my buddy who lives in northern Washington is named Paul, they're living beings and you should treat them as such.