Inspired by @earthly-stars !

Aries: (after I didn’t reply) You know women in my country get killed for not responding to men?

Leo: Are you ready for another baby daddy?

Sagittarius: I hope those sweet lips can do more than just look good…By that I mean produce great conversation 😤😜😎😘

Taurus: I voted for Trump! What ya gonna do about it?!?!

Capricorn: Hey! I’m already a citizen so I don’t need a green card

Virgo: (after I didn’t reply to his random message telling me that he was on his way to meet a tinder date) You’re being very judgmental. She was only in town for a week

Aquarius: (after I didn’t text him when he gave me his number) There must be a hacker jamming our communication…

Gemini: You look like a way hotter version of Anna Kendrick but I’ve never really liked her. You’re beautiful though!

Libra: I’m a Libra ;)

Pisces: (after I replied literally months later) I’m just glad you’re alive

Cancer: Hey snuggle bear