a little moth

like it’s literally always fucking tuesday…............. i can’t go a week without there being a tuesday

"sick" and "wicked" are the best compliments. this is so good it's diseased. this is so cool it's evil

nintendo online sucks because it’s not “pay us for an internet connection that you can then use to play games online” it sucks because it’s “pay us for the privilege to use the internet that you already pay someone else for and that your device is already connected to and can use for stuff like software updates. but not online play. you need to give us more of your money for that first” like damn. i miss the 3ds every day bro

for the record I hate every video game console that does this. Xbox and PlayStation are not safe from my ire

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

OH MINE GOD,😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLS🍆🍆...PRITHEE DELETE IT!❌❌🛑! 'LEST...THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST..🤣🤣, DELETE IT.🛑❌..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈... HAHA NAY,❌ BANISH IT.🛑🛑..'LEST?🙈😳

The thing about girls is they’ll be in a relationship with the most random man. They will find people you didn’t even know god could make

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

I think more creators should openly tell their fans to fuck off and stop being weird