T W I S T

while yall are gettin high off the devils lettuce at the house party im gettin high off of validation from holdin the bathroom door open for everybody for three hours

i love how tinder does ads acting like imma swipe right on capitalism

hey so if you’re wondering where I went I’m active mostly on my twitter (also my side blogs stay pretty busy links are up)

just because it's a good meme doesn't mean it's a should meme

I used to be so concerned about being funny on the internet I have no idea how I kept track of more than two blogs like now I can't keep track of how many meals I have in a day

don't send dick pics. send collarbones, hair. Ribs. ankles, thighs, maybe a strip steak medium rare

god I wish I could make some money *sells something for $1.50 on ebay* *smokes saffron cigar while putting on tiger skin coat* I, alone, lead this world’s economy

if you think you can’t start a revolution I bought heelys two weeks ago and now FIVE other people got them so just remember to believe in yourself and you too may heel the same path

what I plan to have for a late night snack: something light, chips or pretzels or maybe some ice cream what I eat: 9 course meal, the people and facilities involved in making said meal, the meat and bones of every four legged creature in the western hemisphere, the entire state of Delaware, half a gas giant