today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said βthanksβ and half of me tried to say βyouβre welcomeβ and the other half tried to say βno problemβ and i ended up saying βyour problemβ
this post had me in tears
I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but theyβre not, so Iβll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs:
I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car betweenΒ βI have to pay a fineβ andΒ βI have to pay a feeβ and I walked in and firmly statedΒ βI have to peeβ and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still havenβt been back,
My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say βquickβ and βfastβ at the same time and I ended up screaming βQUACKβ which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn
Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to Iβm okay in the middle and ended up saying βIβm gay.β
Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate.
This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said βtrick or treatβ and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said βMerry Christmasβ and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me :)))))
I was switching betweenΒ βBye Deannaβ andΒ βGoodbyeβ and I ended up sayingΒ βGo Dieβ
Sometimes I try to sayΒ βI fucking love youβ but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyoneβs uncomfortable.
When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, βHow are you doing?β and βWhatβs up?β I ended up demanding βWhat are you doing here?!β
something really cool happened once at the office and i started to sayΒ βiβm so amazedβ but halfway through my mind changed toΒ βthatβs really amazingβ and i just ended up sayingΒ βiβm really so amazingβ
one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to sayΒ βiβm so pumped for the birdsβ andΒ βiβm so hyped for the birdsβ and instead i saidΒ βiβm so humped for birdsβ
