today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said โthanksโ and half of me tried to say โyouโre welcomeโ and the other half tried to say โno problemโ and i ended up saying โyour problemโ
this post had me in tears
I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but theyโre not, so Iโll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs:
I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car betweenย โI have to pay a fineโ andย โI have to pay a feeโ and I walked in and firmly statedย โI have to peeโ and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still havenโt been back,
My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say โquickโ and โfastโ at the same time and I ended up screaming โQUACKโ which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn
Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to Iโm okay in the middle and ended up saying โIโm gay.โ
Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate.
This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said โtrick or treatโ and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said โMerry Christmasโ and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me :)))))
I was switching betweenย โBye Deannaโ andย โGoodbyeโ and I ended up sayingย โGo Dieโ
Sometimes I try to sayย โI fucking love youโ but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyoneโs uncomfortable.
When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, โHow are you doing?โ and โWhatโs up?โ I ended up demanding โWhat are you doing here?!โ
something really cool happened once at the office and i started to sayย โiโm so amazedโ but halfway through my mind changed toย โthatโs really amazingโ and i just ended up sayingย โiโm really so amazingโ
one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to sayย โiโm so pumped for the birdsโ andย โiโm so hyped for the birdsโ and instead i saidย โiโm so humped for birdsโ
