i don't wike it

i swear the delivery instructions are put by whoever orders tho?????

I’m waiting for a map that’s terrible, where are they?

Brazil is there, so i’m happy

What do you call a shower mat with a metal band on it? Slip Not.

THAT’S WHAT SHE DESERVES

I literally just saw someone say Stan Lee created Cap and Bucky UUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NO THAT WAS JACK KIRBY AND JOE SIMON, BUT OOOOK!!!???

Also interesting fact: After the release of Captain America #1 by Timely Comics (the predecessor to Marvel) Simon and Kirby were sent hate mail and death threats because they dared to write a character who positioned himself against Nazism and punched Hitler. At one point, people even waited outside HQ to harass them, they had to be under police protection for a while. Simon has said that from his very inception Steve Rogers/Captain America was a means of expressing their political voices because they were disgusted watching the rise of Nazi Germany while the United States did nothing.

one of my fav stories of sebastian was when my mom was on set as an extra with him during i, tonya and they were backstage in silence, and sebastian got called out and he immediately ran into this metal door that clanged really loud and everyone had to stifle their laughter

real power is going outside knowing you look ugly and also knowing that if you chose to perform femininity in accordance with patriarchal standards you could look attractive, but genuinely prefering to look ugly and not feeling bad about it. feels good feels organic

I was in a job orientation once and the instructor was talking about appropriate work attire and literally said “and women….please wear some makeup” and everyone laughed. I, who was not wearing makeup nor do I ever, raised my hand and asked “What’s the required amount of makeup for men?” And that was an amazingly wonderful awkward silence.

Focusing is Forbidden

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

these ones

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

Good.