Mostly Potato

I had a dream that the Strokes and the White Stripes performed together and mashed up “Last Night” and “Fell in Love with a Girl." After, people left because the rest of the Strokes’s set was a snooze fest.

(1) Last night I dreamt I was riding Aragorn's horse. We were attacked by wild boars, and then the horse died.

(1) Last night I dreamt I was at Costco buying a 24-pack of those diet Healthy Choice fudge bars. I saw Eliza. We crossed paths in the middle of the store, where all of the day's baked goods were being given away as samples. The store was about to close.

(1) This morning I dreamt there were chunks of long, muddy hair in my toothpaste tube.

Me: "I just dreamt we got into a big fight because I said I liked a so-so kebab shop. You were so insulted 'on behalf of [your] brother' because it was his favorite food."