FaNdOm TrAsH

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

yayyy 🤲❤️❤️

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

It's actually called The Style Invitational, and my mom runs it. Ran it. They canceled it last week with no warning after almost 30 years. Feel free to write the Post and tell them Bezos is shit!

“When you start to know someone, all their physical characteristics start to disappear. You begin to dwell in their energy, recognize the scent of their skin. You see only the essence of the person, not the shell. That’s why you can’t fall in love with beauty. You can lust after it, be infatuated by it, want to own it. You can love it with your eyes and your body but not your heart. And that’s why, when you really connect with a person’s inner self, any physical imperfections disappear, become irrelevant.”

alternate ending, sock was fired and says goodbye to Jonathan...😢

Using tumblr is like living in a low class apartment building. You just get used to the landlord not fixing things, and then someone new moves in and you're helpfully like "oh yeah don't drink the tap water, it's got stuff in it that makes you sick" and then your neighbor you've had forever goes "oh they took the stuff out actually" and you're like "what? when was this?"

"the perpetually naked guy got evicted though"

New Person: I just saw this weird guy in the lobby in a really creepy anthropomorphic Pikachu costume??????

"what are these strange markings in the paint?"

one day you think: I want to die.

The thing to understand is that Depression

yo if ur still taking requests could u pls draw some svtfoe (preferably janstar,,,, hewwo)