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Can anyone tell me what the fuck is going on up above me? K thanks. -Mort.

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So after reading Empire of Storms who do you hate more Maeve or Elena? Because I could make arguments for both of them

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THAT Elena was a real piece of work.

In all fairness, I never liked her.

-Mort.

Mort: so *cracks up* I told her NOTHING!

Celaena: I'm still here.

Mort: I know. I'm just trying to get you to leave now.

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What did Celaena feel when the bronze knocker spoke to her?

She was MORTified.

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10/10 what happened.

The majority of Mort's diary entries end with:

What. An. Idiot.

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Mort's Diary Entries On The King

Diary entry #113: today I saw the King. He found a Wyrd key. He kinda looks responsible.

Diary entry #205: what a fucking twat. What the fuck is the King doing?!

Diary entry #206: if I wasn't a door knocker so help me gods....

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A Day in the Life of Mort & Elena

Mort singing: I wanna be where the people are...

Mort: *snorts* who am I kidding no I don't!

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Damn this infernal girl.

Mort when Celaena kept making so much noise.

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Mort muttering: sure, King Brannon, make me into an immortal, magical door knocker. Great idea King Brannon. Now I have to babysit dead people and endure an insufferable girl. Great way to spend eternity.

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Mort Diaries: Entry #204

Just met the sassiest assassin today.

She asked me dumb questions.

So I was sarcastic as fuck.

(I think her name was Cierra Sardines?)

#tog #throne of glass #crown of midnight #celaena sardothien #rowan whitethorn #dorian havilliard #chaol westfall #aelin ashryver #nesryn faliq #qos #manon blackbeak

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