Megacat

The worst part of the day is waking up

I don’t understand why people hate dark chocolate this shits tasty as hell

The way I be giggling not because anything’s funny but because it feels good

The feeling when you’re too scared to make a joke and then 10 seconds later someone else makes the same joke and everyone laughs

Anyone else wish they could start purring

Sleeping is underrated more people should try it

The way I be making references knowing damn well no one’s going to understand

I wish I could write my thoughts down but most of the time it’s just song lyrics

Being sleep deprived at 4am is such a vibe, more people should try it

There’s no worse feeling than replying to a post and 10 seconds later coming up with something funnier

I really want a pedicure too bad I’m broke

Most people get high off weed but I get high off functioning like a human being