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I forgot I put some of my college mail in the drawer, so when I opened it:

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post bottom surgery

mortonsaltlad

Investing at 12 notes

#Funniest thing I’ve read in my life

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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be in the tumblr laws. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk: My tumblr ask is always open.

leafpooliscool

If you ever need anything

yoshikid8

doing my part to spread the word🫡

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

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gaeliclass

DO NOT COME TO THE US FOR TOURISM!!!!!!

Tourists from countries including Britain, Japan, France, and Australia will now be expected to provide their social media history to visit

Plan would apply to countries not currently required to get visas to the US, including Britain and France

woodsfae

daysleftofsecondterm

Dragging myself out of my sick hole to say, don’t come here the next 1,133 days.

If vampires want to get drunk, do they just drink alcohol, or do they like attack bar patrons?

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🪦Scary Halloween fact🪦:

On Halloween, all living people have a skeleton hiding in them.

If you use an X-ray you may be able to catch it in the act.

#halloween #scary Halloween fact #the burden of knowledge lies heavy on the soul

mamoru

bitsow

4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun

kaijuno

its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly

hazelnutspray

reblog this to beethoven blast your enemies

chaos-triangle

GLADLY!

Blarg

bimmyjimmy

I lost my ears

mortonsaltlad

Oh I found them earlier. They should be in the lost and found now. Hope you’re able to get them back!

I’m a professional at getting 13 notes on my posts.

#I’ve spent a great deal of effort on this #Those 13 people appreciate my hard work

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“Hatsune Miku diagnosed me with autism”

mxbutchtwink

Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from

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foxboyclit

memeuplift

paddysnuffles

their identical expressions killed me

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2022dirt

Things worn down by people.

groupthinker

this is unironically one of the most beautiful photo sets i've ever seen

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teaboot

Sometimes I get the feeling that something is in my house watching me so I talk to “it” out loud like it’s a guest. I actually do genuinely enjoy having company over and keep a bathroom bag of supplies so I usually tell my imaginary paranoia-visitor it can sleep on the couch if it’s staying the night, where the new toothbrushes are, etc. surprisingly it does help

squiddokiddo

New friend.🦈💛

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