everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

Katy Perry just grabbed me by the back of the neck and put my head through a glass china cabinet

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

it's so crazy how much worse u can make things by not leaving the bed or house or eating food

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should