Okay, can I submit a late question?Marauders, where would you have taken my on my birthday? And what would we have done?(LOL I am anticipating some DIRTY answers...but maybe not?)
Sirius: Well, surely you would want us all to take you out. You want the package deal, yeah? In which case, I think we wouldāve taken you to Paris.
Sirius: Itās cliche because itās the best. Where would you take her? Vietnam?Ā
James: Yes, I would have taken her to Vietnam. Now what do youĀ think?
Sirius: well, if Paris is too clicheā¦
Remus: Itās only cliche if you do it clichely.
Peter: You should make a t-shirt of that, Moony.
Remus: Iām just saying you can be original if you try.
James: well, why donāt we take Kelsey to Hogwarts? As a muggle, Iām sureĀ sheād enjoy thatā¦
Sirius: Hogwarts? Hogwarts is just a school.
James: muggles find that sort of thing fascinatingā¦
Sirius: as fascinating as Magical Paris?
Peter: Did you really just call it āMagical Paris?ā
Sirius: I meant the part of Paris that is inhabited by witches and wizards. First of all, the foodā¦
James: the food is quite deliciousā¦
Sirius: the cafe under Cours-la-Reineā¦
James: the underground lakeā¦
Sirius: the Sienne after darkā¦
James: Okay, fine. Paris. But you have to go ice-skatingā¦
Peter: her birthdays in June.
James: Yeah, but they have ice skating on the underground lake every evening. Magic, and all that.
Sirius: and then we could pop over to Italyā¦
James: for wine. And cheese. The French can say what they want, but nothing beats chiantiā¦
Sirius: So early supper in Italy, dessert in Paris, and ice skating. And broomsticks should definitely be involved⦠no, I didnāt mean⦠you know. I mean the wood kind. Waitā¦
Peter: Keep digging, Padfoot.
Sirius: you know what I meant⦠flying is brilliant⦠and a muggle would appreciate that.
Remus: What about cake? She has to have cake.
James: Well that solves the Hogwarts question. We can come through Hogwarts for cake. The house-elves do unimaginable things with white chocolateā¦
Sirius: it might actually be illegal.
Peter: And we should stop in Honeydukes!
Remus: at any rate, Happy Birthday, Kelsey!
Sirius: Happy Birthday, Love!
James: a very, very, very Happy (late) Birthday!