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me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

👆 This.

I could not reblog this

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I have found a Legendary Post

ITS HERE

😱

Y’all need a good laugh right now

“We got ice! Santa Claus came and we got ice!”

He’s a descendant of Scrat from Ice age, I’m sure of it.

my problem-solving skills leave a lot to be desired

Registering the unique “ice cream gait”, try walking without rhythm so the cat will not be able to track your movements.

What happens if you think about ice cream while getting something else?

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

I wondered why the wings looked different

Incredible

intersex icon

He’s a bilateral gnandromorph!!

WE STAN?????

chicken nugget said intersex rights

This whole post is wonderful, but I think a lot of people don’t realise just how rare bilateral gynandromorphs are. Research has shown that only approximately 1 in 6,000 butterflies is a bilateral gynandromorph! So thanks so much @oddity-txt for sharing this wonderful being with us!

The little clap, omg

it’s funny cause EVERY SINGLE time I see this, I’ve been scrolling for 30 seconds tops

This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.

How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.

I’d like to nominate Louis Rossman for sainthood

With Apples repair policy being what it is, I wonder how much extra toxic e-waste they generate in the name of profit and planned obsolescence. There’s an idea for a study for someone more patient and connected than I.

THIS IS SO…….!

I remember some random older girl pretended to baptize me when i was 7 and it felt so real like i really did feel like God was present in that moment

when i was 6 a girl told me the mcdonalds playplace was gonna get launched into space and helped me get back to the dining area and i genuinely thought she saved my life. i was sobbing with gratitude 

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

I imagine this post sees a significant surge in attention every time something New And Horrible happens, but I’d wager a bet that Covid-19 has caused the biggest surge yet.

This existed BEFORE the Coronavirus?

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

The warm water of the ocean did what now