ALL MORRIS DIALOGUE (SDV 1.6)
NOTE: IF YOU USE THIS TO TRAIN AI I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. THIS WAS NOT MADE FOR AI CHATBOT TRAINING PURPOSES. DO NOT USE THIS TO TRAIN AI CHATBOTS. THIS IS FOR EASE OF ACCESS FOR HUMAN PEOPLE THAT LIKE MORRIS AND WANT TO READ HIS DIALOGUE.
THIS IS ALL HIS DIALOGUE TO MY KNOWLEDGE!!! IF THERE ARE ANY FORMATTING MISTAKES LET ME KNOW, I DID COPY AND PASTE MOST OF THIS STRAIGHT FROM THE FILES AND HAD TO EDIT IT MYSELF
SPOILERS AHEAD. VERY LONG POST. DIALOGUE NOT IN ORDER
IN JOJA:
Player Signed Up: Excellent! Welcome to Joja Corporation! Come back tomorrow and we can see about getting started on some community development projects... Oh, and don't forget your wallet! Hehe. Now, let me call Mayor Lewis and see about gutting that nasty old community center...
Come Back Later: Come back tomorrow and we can see about getting some community improvements started... Just make sure to bring a lot of money. Hehe.
Greeting: Welcome to JojaMart! How are you doing today? I don't believe we've met. I'm Morris, Joja Customer Satisfaction Representative. When you decide you want to become a Joja Member, I'll be delighted to help make your transition a joyous experience.
Weekend Greeting: Welcome to JojaMart! How is your weekend going? We're currently in the process of setting up a brand-new membership system for our customers. Please check back soon to join!
First Greeting: Welcome to JojaMart! How are you doing today? We're currently in the process of setting up a brand-new membership system for our customers. Please check back soon to join!
First Greeting CC Complete: Welcome to JojaMart! How are you doing today? Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances our Joja Membership offer is not currently available. I'm certain it will get sorted out soon!
Weekend Greeting CC Complete: Welcome to JojaMart! How is your weekend going? Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances our Joja Membership offer is not currently available. I'm certain it will get sorted out soon!
Weekend Greeting Membership Available: Welcome to JojaMart! How is your weekend going? Membership is now available! With a Joja Membership, you'll be able to make improvements in the community with the help of our dedicated personnel... for a fee, of course. Oh, and another thing... Mayor Lewis promised us that if anyone else joined up, he'd let us turn that old community center into a Joja Warehouse. Isn't that wonderful Membership costs 5000g. Well, would you like to join us?
First Greeting Membership Available: Welcome to JojaMart! How are you doing today? Membership is now available! With a Joja Membership, you'll be able to make improvements in the community with the help of our dedicated personnel... for a fee, of course. Oh, and another thing... Mayor Lewis promised us that if anyone else joined up, he'd let us turn that old community center into a Joja Warehouse. Isn't that wonderful? Membership costs 5000g. Well, would you like to join us?
Weekend Greeting Second Player: Welcome to JojaMart! How is your weekend going? Hmm... Our records show that you live on a farm with some other folks... I'm sorry, but we can only sell a membership to the owner of your residence.
First Greeting Second Player: Welcome to JojaMart! How are you doing today? Hmm... Our records show that you live on a farm with some other folks... I'm sorry, but we can only sell a membership to the owner of your residence.
Still Processing Order: We're currently processing your last Community Development order. Please come back after the work is complete.
Community Development Form: I've got the Joja Community Development Form right here for you, sir/miss. Care to take a look?
Joja CD Confirm: Excellent! We'll get our workers on it tonight. It should be ready for you by tomorrow.
Buy Movie Theater: Ah, our favorite customer... I have exciting news for you! Joja headquarters has approved the construction of a new Joja 'entertainment opportunity' to replace the nearby Joja Warehouse. We just need an investor willing to support our vision! So, naturally, I turn to you... our most devoted and generous Joja member. We could make this happen for a small investment of... *cough*... 500,000g...
Theater Bought: Half a mil...! *Ahem*... I mean... Excellent! Our Joja Construction Team will begin work on the new building tonight! Thank you for supporting our work.
No More CD: Ah! My favorite customer... Unfortunately I have no more community development projects available at the moment.
SUMMIT:
Ah, PLAYER... My favorite Joja member.
You know, when I was first assigned to this location over %year years ago, I considered it a step back in my career. What self-respecting Joja Manager would want to preside over a tiny, backwater location like Pelican Town?
But I have to say, this valley has really grown on me, over the years. Working here has opened my eyes to a different way of life. It's hard to say this, but... It's been... a humbling experience.
I just want to say, PLAYER... I appreciate all the hard work you've done for Joja Co. Our strength comes from our members, and you've shown exemplary drive and ingenuity. It makes me proud to work for the company.
LETTERS:
Dear Mr/Ms. PLAYER, Last night, a Joja team member found you incapacitated. A medical team was dispatched to bring you home safely. We're glad you're okay! (You've been billed [X]g for this service) -Morris Joja Customer Satisfaction Representative
Dear Mr/Ms. PLAYER, Last night, a Joja team member found you incapacitated. A medical team was dispatched to bring you home safely. We're glad you're okay! Since you have no money, we were obligated by law to provide this service free of charge. -Morris Joja Customer Satisfaction Representative
To our valued JojaMart customers: Our team members have removed the landslide caused by our drilling operation near the mountain lake. I'd like to remind you that our drilling operation is entirely legal (pursuant to init. L61091, JojaCo Amendment). Responsible stewardship of the local environment is our top priority! We apologize for any inconvenience this accident may have caused. As always, we value your continued support and patronage! -Morris, Joja Customer Satisfaction Representative
CUTSCENES:
COMMUNITY CENTER COMPLETION
Grumble... Grumble...
Sales have been plummeting! Where have all my customers gone?
Waa..?!
All my customers...Here?!? This isn't good...
BE REASONABLE:
Hmmph! It's of no consequence! I'll just run a 75%-off sale and all my customers will come crawling back to me, begging for forgiveness! You'll see!
I'm done for...
OLD FASHIONED:
Hah! This means nothing. I'll just run a 75%-off sale and all my customers will come crawling back to me, begging for forgiveness! You'll see!
Oh? And how do you propose we do that?
Hah! Primitive…
Insult me all you like... but don't you DARE slander the good name of Joja!
You're even weaker than your fresh produce selection!
BOTH:
Morris and his JojaMart cronies were never heard from again...
JOJA ROUTE COMPLETION
There he/she is, everyone! Look sharp! *Ahem*... Just a few short years ago, the great innovators at Joja Headquarters came up with a new idea, the Joja Community Development Project. The project was conceived as a way to provide important construction services to the beloved communities we hold so dear...*sniff*... all while generating substantial revenue! Pelican Town, with its run-down infrastructure, was a perfect testing ground. Well, thanks to you, our Community Development Pilot Program has been a major success From repairing old bridges, to fixing buses, to turning piles of rubble into a greenhouse, we've really turned this city around! I've also received a big promotion! Hehehe. The president of the company asked me to give you this exclusive gift as a way of saying 'thanks'.
PIERRE COUPONS
Ahem...
Come and get it folks... coupons for 50% off your purchase at JojaMart!
Well? Any takers?
It must be so difficult for you... To lose your loyal customers like that. But can you blame them? Joja Corporation is clearly the superior choice. Soon the whole town will realize that.
MISC:
PIERRE LETTER
To Mr. Pierre:
It pains me to be the bearer of bad news, but I feel obligated to inform you of a recent development most threatening to your livelihood. Joja Co. has decided to expand into Pelican Town. It's too late for protest. Joja Builders have already broken ground for the new JojaMart.
This must be devastating news for you. So many years in business...a local standby... and now, obscured by the shadow of a powerful, efficient, economically viable corporation. What a shame!
As manager of the new JojaMart, I feel, to some degree, personally responsible for your predicament. As such, I'd like to offer you a position as Assistant Grocer. Wages start at 5g an hour. I look forward to seeing your resume!
-Mr. Morris, Manager
Pelican Town JojaMart
DISCORD APRIL FOOLS
Wow! Thanks for those kind and touching words princessmarionette! Greetings Joja™ Customers! My name is Morris and I have been given the great honor of serving as the Joja™ liaison for this server. We here at the Joja Corporation™ are really excited to be working with you all to create a tight knit community based on core Joja™ principles. Now, we know that change can be a scary prospect, but we want to assure you that while there may be some great things in store for us all, we have no intention of changing what makes this server great right now. Think of us not as some scary owners, but as your trusted partners to help lead you into a bright future. We'll be announcing some of our exciting new plans soon, so please stay tuned!
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Greetings Joja™ Customers! We're back with an exciting announcement regarding the development of the server! As you know, Joja Corporation™ always strives to provide the best experiences for our customers, and today, that experience is getting even better. We would like to announce the creation of our new service, Joja+™.
Joja+™ is an exclusive lifestyle experience available only to our most trusted and loyal customers. This membership allows users of the server to have additional perks that regular customers won't have access to. The first of these is an exclusive Joja+ role to emblazon your profile name. This role stands out above all others, showcasing your devotion to Joja™ principles and values. Joja+™ also grants access to an executive #joja-plus channel, where only you and other valued Joja+™ members will be able to speak, free from the distractions of the common member. These perks are just the first of many that we'll be bringing to the server in the coming weeks, so be sure to join the family early!
To become a Joja+™ member, simply use the /subscribe command to be granted access to these great benefits. We understand that not all members have the long and rich experience as others, so to ensure that all will be able to join, Joja+™ will be made available at the introductory low price of just 10% of your server XP / hour! This deal won't last forever, so be sure to hurry on in!
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Greetings Joja™ Customers! We would like to take a moment to release our fiscal report for the server. As you can see from this graph :chart_with_upwards_trend:, server profits have never been higher! We are incredibly proud of this accomplishment, and could not have done it without the hard work and dedication of our executive team, our shareholders, and to a lesser degree, our employees.
However, we do have some bad news to share. Although our profits reached record highs, they did not increase as sharply as we would have liked. After a great deal of discussion and debate, these results have resulted in some difficult decisions for the company going forward. Firstly, we are announcing a 10% reduction in server employee headcount. We want to emphasize that this is not a reflection of the work done by these employees who, at least up until recently were some of our most ardent supporters, but simply a difficult decision that must be made to keep the company healthy as a whole.
With that messy business out of the way, it's not all doom and gloom for the server! In fact, we're very excited to announce the next opportunity in revenue accumulation, the addition of advertisements! We've been hard at work with some of our most trusted partners to bring you information about their excellent products, and, effective immediately, these short, non-intrusive messages will begin appearing in select channels! We're very excited about the opportunities this brings, and the clear benefits this will provide to your server experience. We hope you all enjoy this next stage of the server with us!
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Greeting Joja™ Customers! We here at Joja Corporation™ strive to be at the forefront of technological innovation with the goal of improving the lives of our valued customers. Some of our best and brightest have been hard at work creating that future, and today we're very pleased to announce a new product. Introducing JojAI™, an AI assistant built with you in mind. JojAI™ is a dynamic, cognitive paradigm designed to converse with you, the users, providing tangible feedback whenever you want it. We feel that this is a monumental shift not only in the direction of the company, but potentially in how we communicate as a species. We're so excited for you to try it, that for a limited time JojAI™ will be accessible by everyone in the server, not just Joja+™ members.
Simply include the word "JojAI" in any sentence to prompt the bot for a response! Our engineers have been hard at work ensuring that JojAI™ can potentially use cutting edge algorithms and advanced heuristics to better understand the sentiment you are trying to convey. We are very excited for you all to give it a try!
On an unrelated note, due to a lack of available electrical resources, the Pelican Town Library will be closed until further notice. We apologize for the inconvenience.
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STEAM TRADING CARD
The Pelican Town JojaMart is Morris' first store as manager. He truly believes that Joja Co. will propel the Ferngill Republic toward a more prosperous future.
1.6 HANDBOOK PROFILE
Morris The smug, bespectacled manager of the local JojaMart, a big-box store that's putting pressure on Pelican Town's local economy. He's more concerned with profits than friendship, and would love nothing more than to sell you a JojaMart membership (which would surely earn him a nice bonus)!
