𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 ( ᵃᵖ )

 -----  ❝ i'm not shouting this is my regular voice! ❞       a voice that just happened to be very loud in and of itself.  getting frustrated over small things is already something that she does on a regular basis.  however it was very rare to her to actually stand face-to-face with a regular earth inhabitant. even though she lives in this planet now most of her encounters have still been gems.   humans..  are not that common around the barn.            ❝ pfff, i don’t have any problems.       you do.  ❞

    ❝  hehe, yeah. good times. you should’ve been there, connie. i would have annihilated you. ❞         just saying that put a big smile on peridot’s face. remembering how she used to be the crystal gem’s number one nemesis. it’s great to think about how far they have come.        ❝ ---but don’t worry about it. i’ve long moved past that. i live in the barn now.  ❞

   peridot always enjoyed watching camp pining hearts with lapis. it’s incredible how the show will continue to keep her interest five seasons long! theories never stop to develop in her mind which she then of course has to share with her barn-mate. so when lapis proposed something different she wasn’t entirely sure how to react.                ❝ go somewhere?  ❞          she exclaimed, then looked back at lapis.  the only times she left the barn was when steven asked her too. on her own she never really bothered to explore.   she reconsidered the offer for a moment, then continued where she left off:      ❝ what did you have in mind? ❞     

       ❝ —– bwaaAHahah haha!      that’s a joke!    that’s a joke isn’t it?    nachos don’t have BRAINS!     or a conscious for that matter!    you’re just trying to be ‘funny’ hehe–     you, were not trying to be serious, right?  ❞

   ❝ i really don't know what you're talking about. ❞      not that the question was ever really answered.      ❝ i’m going to need a better explanation than this. ❞

  ❝  what do you mean?  i was just sharing my thoughts!  what’s wrong with that? ❞     however maybe amethyst was right; if she says something goes too far, that’s most likely reality.         sigh.     ❝ but perhaps i should’ve been more considerate. i’m sorry. ❞

   ❝  haha, wow! that sounds TERRIBLE!   i wouldn’t want your view on the world not even for a million dollars!❞   ——–  ❝ and i don’t even know what money is!  bwahahhaha! ❞               clearly her own lack of knowledge is more hilarious than someone else’s misery.   

    stunned by the individual’s sudden outburst,  peridot kept quiet for a moment. this was certainly not the kind of reaction she expected out of him and she needed to think the situation trough: if he claims not to be an alien life form then how is it possible that he possesses powers such as shape shifting?  according to valid resources human’s can’t and shouldn’t be able to do such a thing!  on the other side.. if he were to be a gem she’d certainly recognize it.      in fact all that she was able to get out of all this was a voice of doubt.          ❝ are you sure about that?  ❝

    ❝ ppf, oh garnet. haven't you learned by now? the best way to get rid of a problem is by completely ignoring it's existence!  it’s the way earth people deal with it.  i read it on the internet.  ❞