uncovering the truth

I thought of this months ago and HAD to schedule it for today. me n my fellow mormonvestigators also watched some other horror movies as research but most of the killers were disqualified for various reasons for Example:

Ghostface (too gay)

Leatherface (eats too much meat - word of wisdom issue)

Freddy Krueger and Chucky (profane language)

polycule has been watching death note lately

not completely sure bc she drinks alcohol. but addiction is a real issue that can affect anyone even the most devout mormon

the signs are all there.... how could I have missed it for so long???? bonus thought from my friend and fellow mormonvestigator -

was thinking about how my parents (mormon) raised me and um??? a sort of revelation so to speak occurred to me

he's the perfect mormon parent - keeps his son from sinning. AND IT GOES FURTHER!!! remember that wardrobe change late in his arc??

there is NO OTHER EXPLANATION. and that's not to mention THAT SCENE!!!!!

sry my phone totally fucked up the resolution but bulletpoints below

- boring short hair

- clean shaven (follows the BYU honor code!!!)

- contemplating last nights scripture study (he has definitely read the BOM at least 3 times I can tell)

- dresses like your young men's leader who's been really into inspector gadget lately

and then I fucking realized that um???? he LITERALLY goes to outer darkness after he comes out...