𝕚𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥.

nor should you be! if anybody judges you, i’ll beat ‘em up.

I hate hangovers 🥴 I swear I'm too old to keep up with my friends. Any remedies that 100% work?

haha, you just gotta power through it and swear you’ll never drink again. that’s always the trick!

Probably isn't a big deal, but I've been clean for almost a week. It's been wild, but here I am. Being raw dogged by emotions.

that’s totally a big deal, man. always take time to celebrate those little victories. the emotions suck, but they get better to handle when you’re not numbing them. keep going, you got this!

I hate hangovers 🥴 I swear I'm too old to keep up with my friends. Any remedies that 100% work?

carbs and a very strong bloody mary. it’ll make you forget that you feel like you’ve been hit by a bus for a little while, haha.

It’s okay Adam, I like her legs around my neck. 😉 @morioriinvictus 

gionna! … good for you, sweetheart, haha.

@claymorecovntry i’m getting the sneaking suspicion your sword isn’t real and you’re a big fat phony, mcintyre.

oh, thank god. you had me worried there for a second, man. don’t play with my emotions like that!

@morioriinvictus   There are people who would pay good money for your character-building techniques.  I’m people.

wouldn’t be the first ti— you know what? that’s completely fine.

@morioriinvictus exactly, do you think those beefy arm muscles need anymore strength? i know for a fact you love them.

i can’t promise i wont accidentally forget the controls and end up shooting you. this is going to sound hilarious, especially coming from me because i’m horrible at taking my own advice, but you should try not letting all that rage build up. especially since you’re so small, there’s not a whole lot of places for you to store it. you’re like a shaken up dr. pepper can waiting for some hapless idiot to come along and pop the top.

@morioriinvictus   There are people who would pay good money for your character-building techniques.  I’m people.

… fine, i’ll add your old man to the long list of people i owe a beer to.

@morioriinvictus   There are people who would pay good money for your character-building techniques.  I’m people.

@morioriinvictus exactly, do you think those beefy arm muscles need anymore strength? i know for a fact you love them.

stranger things have been known to happen! i fall ass backward into lucky situations like that all the time. i’m the ultimate opportunist, don’t you know? but, fine. if you want me on your team that badly… i’m down.

@callmvdaddio — it’s character building