remember when i had a title ? those were fun times . now , i get to go back to making friends .

i definitely could , so i will . any time in particular ? i'm fast when it comes to important stuff .

ain’t nobody have a better weekend than your boy.

hint : she just signed with you guys . you're gonna get to see her more than i am now .

Good morning, pumpkins.

chuck says i can fall asleep anywhere , which is actually true . i fell asleep waiting in the doctor's office and woke up with an iv in my arm .

remember when i had a title ? those were fun times . now , i get to go back to making friends .

oh shoot . really ? as long as you let me make you breakfast again afterward .

ain’t nobody have a better weekend than your boy.

i don't normally kiss and tell because it's not mine to tell , but i got to third base , and she let me make her breakfast the morning after . is that cool ?

up my wardrobe game ? i don't look cool enough ? is it gonna need effort ? because i'll just let you make me over .

ain’t nobody have a better weekend than your boy.

um . i might have ? wanna compare notes ?

remember when i had a title ? those were fun times . now , i get to go back to making friends .

i . . . really ? days ? are you okay ? is that safe ? did i overdo it ?

Good morning, pumpkins.

good morning . i took a nap .

The women's division went from bad to worse with Kill Bill as Champion.

who — who's kill bill ? i know the movie , but i don't know who it is in real life .

remember when i had a title ? those were fun times . now , i get to go back to making friends .

do . . . do you want food ? is this a date ? is this casual ?

remember when i had a title ? those were fun times . now , i get to go back to making friends .

uh . wanna come over ?

remember when i had a title ? those were fun times . now , i get to go back to making friends .

oh shoot . okay . um . what do i do now ?

remember when i had a title ? those were fun times . now , i get to go back to making friends .

oh shoot . hey . we can totally be friends . unless the winky face means something else .

hey . that's me . did you see me the other day ? i looked pretty cool .

not saying i picked up three family sized packs of halloween candy all for myself, but .....

this is very valid . get 'em while they're hot . get even more after halloween . they have great sales .