no.

GIVE ME VISUALS YOU COWARDS.

G*d you’re so right

I’m so running with this. Imagine… Tabaxi Halflings trying to pass themselves off as a large cat.

“What do you mean ‘too big’? I’m a Maine Coon, clearly”

lmao my current character is half halfing and half orc. She’s two and a half feet of rage and is always ready to throw down. Her last name is Kneecrusher, bc that’s all she can reach.

This is… Very Good

broomba

These are feds discussing their government issued usernames

I am fucking dying

openly confused openly gay openly ridiculous.

my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth and arson liscence

if you make it to 100 instead of getting a card or whatever it is from the queen you get to commit treason

your dad is a fucking innovator

His name is Braunschweiger Last-Name and I think I’m going to take his last name.

The level of dedication this took is monumental and enviable and if I cared about anything this much I would be much farther in life

@whatwouldwaltdo

This is absolutely fantastic. My goodness.

Reverse paleo diet: only eat things with 10+ ingredients cave men never tasted so you can truly appreciate how far society has come.

My jalapeno Cheetos and sour gummy candy diet is finally getting traction.