A Washed Up Child Actress

I will admit, prom was a lot of fun. Very awkward but a lot of fun. *Natalie looks around* I think I see them under the window over there.

Thank you kindly. [gets up and retrieves her pants] Being drunk is stupid. Because why the hell did I fall asleep with my jeans off but my bra still on?

You're not missing much. It kinda blows.

I never got to go to prom, and that really bummed me out when I was younger... still kinda does... but anyway, any idea where I threw my jeans?

Because we still think we are back in high school and not in our 30's.

More like... just, my entire twenties? I dunno. You know I never went to real high school.

*Groaning Natalie rolled over and faced Morgan* Ugh my head. I used to be so much better at holding my liquor.

You’re telling me. Every time I think I can drink, my mood stabilizers whack me in the head with the dizzy stick. Why do I keep doing this?

She laughs. "One?" Pari questioned, before adding, "And come on, give yourself some credit, you have the talent and quite frankly, like, the looks. So there's some advantages right there." Pari notes before nodding. "Thanks for bringing me out, by the way. Even if I'm missing some hot vamp sex on the telly."

“Yeah, we have the same first name. When I was little little, my parents would call me ‘Audrey Morgan’ to differentiate us. I started using just ‘Morgan’ for auditions because of the SAG rules about no repeat names, and after she lost custody of us, Morgan stuck. ” She never got around to changing it legally, though. “And you might be wondering why I, as a girl, was made a junior. It’s because my parents wanted a junior and didn’t think they would have any more kids after I was born. Well, more so they were advised they shouldn’t have any more, but lo and behold, my younger brother was born two and a half years later.” She sighed. “Well thank you. At this point though, I think I’m permanently retired from the big screen.”

“God, I hope not,” she answered, laughing. “Or that. My mom did some voiceover work in the 90’s, but that didn’t give me any sort of advantage in auditions. But it is one of the reasons why I started going by my middle name.” Amongst other reasons. “Thank you! I’m hoping it does.”

"It's been going that long? Or, like, how long has it been going for?" Pari questioned, interested. She'd never really asked her friend these questions before. "You have been really lucky though, getting all these parts... I think the last time I had a role was last year." But she hadn't been trying either.

“They’re filming the eighth season now. I was a main cast member until season six, and I was in the first episode of season seven.” Morgan was surprised they hadn’t finished the season by now. “It took a long to get to where I was. Like I tell the theater kids, an acting career doesn’t happen overnight. I was doing commercials for a good three years before I got cast in a movie.”

She perked up. “I’ve been in a couple of films! My favorite show was definitely Rushmore High. I still watch it even though my character died. Favorite movie… I’m not sure, but I know what my least favorite is.” It was that damn dog movie.

it’s so hard being a literal angel and the worst person to ever exist simultaneously