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Horus: Perturabo, you're among brothers. You could turn to anyone here for help.
Perturabo: You think these buffoons could help? Theyâre buffoons.
Horus: They are not buffoons.
Fulgrim: *Screaming in the background cause he turned on the kitchen lights to see Konrad perched on top of the fridge*
Horus: Some of them are buffoons.
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Horus: If we put Dorn and Perturabo in a room together, who do you think would come out crying first?
Sanguinius: The room.
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ave dominus nox, brothers
Lion: This is a list of possible places Konrad couldâve run off to this time.
Guilliman:
Guilliman: This is the surface of Macragge.
Lion: Yeah, we have no fucking clue where he is.
How I imagine every Chaos God got their Deamon Primarch:
Khorne: "Angron, my boy! Big fan, big fan! Wanna slaughter ppl for me and feel slight relief of your pain?"
Angron: "K"
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Slaanesh: "You are way too great for that shithole Imperium Fulgrim..."
Fulgrim: "You think so?"
Slaanesh: "For sure! Fuck em and join me fam!"
Fulgrim: "You know what? You are right. Fuck Imperium. I am a luxury few can afford."
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Nurgle:...
Mortarion:...
Nurgle:...
Mortarion:...
Nurgle: "Your marines are sick and will die"
Mortarion:...
Nurgle: *eyebrow wiggle*
Mortarion: "Ffs... Where do I sign up..."
__________
Tzeentch: "Your dad doesn't love you"
Magnus: "Yeah..."
Tzeentch:...
Tzeentch: "I'm your dad now"
Magnus: *sobbing* "It's the happiest day of my life..."
Horus: So, we've been trying this new technique where we make Angron gently ask for forgiveness, so that he can manage his temper and build better relationships.
Horus: Come on, Angron..
Angron: I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when called you stupid, Lorgar.
Lorgar: :)
Angron: I thought you already knew.
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"hayatımın geri kalanına devam etmek isteÄi görmĂŒyorum."
Magnus: I shouldnât have gotten you that blender for christmas.
Leman, drinking his toast: Why?
Fulgrim: Merry christmas, brother! I got you this!
Ferrus: Oh thank you Fulgrim, I-
Ferrus:...
Ferrus: This is just a framed photo of yourself.
Fulgrim: Yes, only the best for you c;
Sanguinius, softly: Do you ever have days where youâre like âI feel dumb, ugly, unlovableâ?
Fulgrim: No because Iâm a bad bitch.
Sanguinius: OhâŠ
Fulgrim: And so are you. Kick those negative thoughts to the curb because all theyâre doing is lying to you.
Sanguinius: ⊠Thanks, brother.
Fulgrim: Courseđ đ»
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*At a zoo*
Leman: What are they in for?
Magnus: Brother, this isn't prison.
Leman: So they can leave?
Magnus: No, but-
Leman, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
Leman:Â Your lipstick looks great today.
Fulgrim:Â It tastes even better. *winks*
Leman:Â I know.
Fulgrim:...
Leman:...
Fulgrim:Â Why are your teeth purple?
