let's run away

Awh, Avery. You did an… okay job. I’m sure it tastes better than it smells.

Oh no, you definitely shouldn't try it. It's awful and will most likely kill you.

It was supposed to be a cake. But I failed.

If it makes you feel even better, you don’t smell all that good either.

Yeah, that makes me feel amazing, thank you again.

Someone have a bit too much to drink last night?

What? Too much to drink? Me? Never.

You look like someone did, too.

Well, thanks for the compliment, I guess. Makes me feel better about myself.

That can’t be healthy.

Didn't say it is, did I? Just wish it would stop so I can feel healthy again.

Yes, you are. Don’t argue with me on this. Eh, it’s still early. I think the sickness to my favorite foods is some sort of karma for not telling my family before.

I am not. I can argue about this all night, so you better stop it. Oh shut up about that, there's no karma for being scared to tell your parents you're pregnant. I mean, if I were in your position I probably still wouldn't have done it.

I'm not amazing, so no need to tell me. Just trying to make a friend happy. Only chicken? Sounds like pregnancy isn't all that fun when it comes to food.

You sure? There’s never too much money. I’ve been trying really hard to save my paychecks. Saving up for some things for, you know, the baby.

And that's exactly why I'm paying. You need the extra money, I don't. Now eat your lunch or I'll slap you.

It was really nice of you to offer to buy me lunch today. I promise, I’ll pay you back.

No need to pay me back. I have too much money to spend this month, at least this is a good way to get rid of it.

Especially considering I would have done it for free.

Well, good for me that I don't really mind giving you what I offered. Except for the shirt, I kinda still want to keep that.

That’s… that might be the best offer I’ve ever gotten.

It is? —I mean, yeah, of course it is. You can't say no to go watch cute little puppies and kittens after that offer.