Red red wine, stay close to me

1. “No one wants to hear my opinion. Which is why I am not expressing an opinion, I am stating a fact!” 

2. “You sweet summer child. You babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance. You ask too little of me.” 

3. “I am going to throw myself into the sea.” 

4. “Magicians are always evil.” 

5. “There’s Red Bull in this mug.” 

6. “Technically not murder. Definitely bad.” 

7. “We should make that creepy animatronic robot sentient.” 

8. “The Red Bull’s wearing off.” 

9. “How dare you jettison my gift!” 

10. “You should be wary of anyone who builds their personality around swords.” 

11. “If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go throw myself into the ocean now.” 

12. “Why are vampires always the hot monster? Isn’t it someone else’s turn?” 

13. “Yes, I know my hair smells great. I’m trying to sleep.” 

14. “I love dogs! Literally nothing’s going to get done today.” 

15. “If I can’t be accurate, I sure as hell am gonna to be extra.”

16. “It looks like a slice of brain.” 

17. “Never change. Stick to what you know. Don’t try and get better in life. Those are the things I learned today.”

18. “Humans are real squishy, really, when you think about it.” 

19. “_____, take fucking notes! I just saved your ass with MONOPOLY!”

20. “God has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never finished.” 

21. “I hear your questions constantly. They come to me in my dreams like a prophet receiving visions from an angry god.” 

22. “Now that you’re jazzed and ready to go, time to fail.” 

23. “You don’t have to be good at cooking to do this, you just have to be good at arson.” 

24. “This whole god-damned suit is so tight. I feel like a Christmas ham.” 

Speak of the devil and he shall appear. “Gah! What, were you spying on me!? Where even were you, you’re late for dinner!”

Speak of the devil and he shall appear. "Gah! What, were you spying on me!? Where even were you, you're late for dinner!"

1. “No one wants to hear my opinion. Which is why I am not expressing an opinion, I am stating a fact!” 

2. “You sweet summer child. You babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance. You ask too little of me.” 

3. “I am going to throw myself into the sea.” 

4. “Magicians are always evil.” 

5. “There’s Red Bull in this mug.” 

6. “Technically not murder. Definitely bad.” 

7. “We should make that creepy animatronic robot sentient.” 

8. “The Red Bull’s wearing off.” 

9. “How dare you jettison my gift!” 

10. “You should be wary of anyone who builds their personality around swords.” 

11. “If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go throw myself into the ocean now.” 

12. “Why are vampires always the hot monster? Isn’t it someone else’s turn?” 

13. “Yes, I know my hair smells great. I’m trying to sleep.” 

14. “I love dogs! Literally nothing’s going to get done today.” 

15. “If I can’t be accurate, I sure as hell am gonna to be extra.”

16. “It looks like a slice of brain.” 

17. “Never change. Stick to what you know. Don’t try and get better in life. Those are the things I learned today.”

18. “Humans are real squishy, really, when you think about it.” 

19. “_____, take fucking notes! I just saved your ass with MONOPOLY!”

20. “God has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never finished.” 

21. “I hear your questions constantly. They come to me in my dreams like a prophet receiving visions from an angry god.” 

22. “Now that you’re jazzed and ready to go, time to fail.” 

23. “You don’t have to be good at cooking to do this, you just have to be good at arson.” 

24. “This whole god-damned suit is so tight. I feel like a Christmas ham.” 

“Who says I’m trying to set Shinichi up with someone?! I don’t care who that brat is dating, as long as it isn’t you! Nope, not one bit! The only matchmaking I’m interested in is making sure you find a good guy that won’t ditch you for cases every other day! You know, like a nice rich doctor or something!” Hey, technically that was a mix of truth and lies, that should cover his bases, right? 

’ okay , one he did not flirt with me but he offered to hang out with me because i was upset about shinichi ditching me again . ’ ran knows how these karate chops works so , since she’s very annoyed at her dad for the silly plan , she aims to punch towards the stomach . ’ shinichi returned from america , now you’re just going to set him up with a KID look alike ? are you mad ? ’ she yells at him , releasing her anger through punches is her only outlet .

’ yeah , i met kaito but he acts like he has a celebrity crush on my best friend . ’ oh man , she thinks he needs better taste in men actually . whatever her dad is planning , she doesn’t like it . the man’s comment ticked ran off as she started to yell at him . ’ ARE YOU KIDDING ME ? what’s next ? an arranged marriage of some random creep ?’ she knows every weak or sensitive spot every time she would punch her dad so she doesn’t hesitate to punch him again for it .

’ i don’t believe you , we talked about shinichi briefly . ’ ran remarks , as a flurry of punches continues or maybe she might kick him with her leg . ’ how does he know everything he likes ? i’m the only one who knows he has a collection of detective novels ! you’ve been gossiping about him don’t you ? don’t tell me you filled his head that shinichi is into guys , i’m sure he’s both interested in both genders ! i know him better than you ! ’

That sounded like a classic guy-move to him, offering to hang out with a lady in her time of need, when another guy had ditched her! If Kaito didn’t have eyes for Shinichi, he’d be more suspicious. Well, and also if he wasn’t being actively punched right now.

“YEEK! HEY, I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!” Kogoro leaped out of the way of the first punch but got nailed by the second, stumbling backwards with tears in his eyes. He really did raise a hellspawn. Can he blame Eri’s genes for that? Yeah, probably-- he couldn’t really think on it much while he was scrambling around the house, struggling to avoid a flurry of punches and kicks. “Are you serious!? Everyone knows that detective brat loves detective books, he talks non-stop about Sherlock Holmes! Kaito could've heard that from anyone, not just me-- W-wait, Shinichi really is into guys!?”

' excuse me , but what the hell dad ? SINCE WHEN ARE YOU PLAYING MATCHMAKER ? ' seeing kogoro being so openly welcoming at the idea of shinichi , her childhood friend being set up with someone else is uncalled for . what will shinichi say if HE FINDS OUT ? knowing her temper , she can be scary & her best friend knows that . she's probably going to give him a piece of her mind .

there's no way that kaito & KID are the same person ! all she thinks of was revenge for that pervert trying to kiss her . there's no way she's letting shinichi get together with him after seeing how KID treats other girls sometimes . it is laughable , ran knows his plan will fail if he plays matchmaker .

' is it the guy that i met at the train station ? ' ran demands , she remembers him too well . they look a bit eerily similar to shinichi . she cracks her knuckles in a threatening manner & stopped him from leaving but this encounter changed her mind . ' can you tell me why you're trying to set shinichi up with someone i recently met ? '

“Who says I’m trying to set Shinichi up with someone?! I don’t care who that brat is dating, as long as it isn’t you! Nope, not one bit! The only matchmaking I’m interested in is making sure you find a good guy that won’t ditch you for cases every other day! You know, like a nice rich doctor or something!” Hey, technically that was a mix of truth and lies, that should cover his bases, right?