Lucius: Potters, we have a deal to make
James: If this is about Voldemort—
Lucius: No, it’s about Draco and your son. I need them to get married
James: Wait what?
Lucius: You don’t get it, Potter. Our son has been talking about your son nonstop for 20 years, and he’s 21 years old! I need them to start dating! Now!
James: But they aren’t dating
Lucius: Make them!
James: We can’t do that! Harry doesn’t like your son
Regulus: Well, that’s not true. You have to admit he speaks about Draco a lot. Remember Sixth Year?
Lucius: See? They’re meant to be. I’ll pay for the wedding, you pay for the honeymoon. We get them as far away from here as possible. How is that?
James: I don’t know. I just think Harry’s not in love with your son
Harry, walks in: Dad! You cannot believe what Draco said to me today!
James: …
James: So we’ll pay for the honeymoon?














