Dazai: Why didn't you tell me I had a zit on my forehead?!
Chuuya: I didn't notice.
Dazai: As my partner, it's your job to tell me when there's something wrong with me.
Chuuya: Alright. You're a narcissist. You're a sociopath. You might be a psychopath.
*five minutes later*
Chuuya: You're paranoid. You exist. And you make fun of the elderly.
Dazai: Those are quirks!














