HappyHippie

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

my blog is an inconsistent piece of shit but at least i have fun

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

Dream job: being paid to remind people to drink water

I’m just really passionate about people feeling loved. Like damn there are people out there who don’t feel loved and that’s horrible and don’t worry little buddy I love you.

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

it’s really fucking sad to me that instead of feeling comforted by the sight of a police officer so many feel frightened

I find it endlessly fascinating that most humans just want someone who will get up in the middle of the night to close the windows with them when it starts down pouring. We want someone to dry our dishes after we wash them. We just want another person to do mundane activities with. We want to tell someone how the copy machine broke at work and we want to listen to how Debra is causing office drama again. We just want something so simple. We want human connection and honesty and to be bored with someone else instead of bored alone.