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i know this is fake history but i hope it’s real future

you know what? fuck this *un-smiles your painting*

i think the joke is that it sounds like "we're sucking dick" to people who don't know german

oh gods but that’s such a fucking stretch like 1. someone who doesn’t know German has to hear it and 2. someone who doesn’t know German has to say it. You’d have to be the most ignorant native English speaker to pronounce it that way, because not even by a stretch does that sound even just similar if the person saying it tries even... a little bit... to pronounce words the way they are supposed to be pronounced...

germans when you call it a “toilet” instead of “the poopenfarten”