The universe dropped me off at school with nothing but crippling executive dysfunction and a sense of humour and said "go wild kiddo" and that's what I've been doing for the past 17 years

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Wednesday, we all just have to trust that someone has kept count since the first one ever.

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

I don’t like this post very much

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

cats reblog if u agree