ゾクゾクするでしょ？

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

i don’t need to say it

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

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You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

the fact that bingqiu canonically have extremely bad sex is just so so so good and funny

in other news, almost texted that image to my sister instead of a dog pic

i feel like i experience a weird amount of stress for a well-fed creature that stays inside a pleasant room doing fuckall all day. someone should look into this.

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.