Wolfstar AU where Remus is a big film director and he’s working on a film, and Sirius is a film star who is starring in Remus’ film
And Remus can’t take his eyes off him while they’re shooting because god, he’s so beautiful, and so talented, and he wants nothing more than to yell cut and have his wicked way with him off set
But he can’t (because “God, Remus, you’re supposed to be a professional”), so he instead ends up unable to focus on anything but Sirius Black’s lips while they’re rolling, and almost always forgets to say cut at the end of a take because he’s in a daydream
But enough is enough, because if this movie goes well, it could do loads for Remus’ career, and he’s not going to let some pretty boy ruin that for him with his chiseled features and shiny hair!
So instead he starts to criticise every little thing Sirius does, because its better than before, and if he’s constantly shouting at him, there is no time for inappropriate thoughts
“Louder, Black. This film is intended for humans.”
“I’ve seen more emotion in my sandwich at lunch!”
“Sirius, you’re supposed to be sad, not constipated.”
And it’s all a lie, because everything Sirius damn Black does is so fucking perfect, but it does help Remus a little
Sirius however, is fuming, and most days end with Sirius and Remus having shouting matches after almost everyone else has gone home
And Remus is like “Oh yeah, well if you’re so pissed then why don’t you just leave?”
And Remus is always terrified of his response because on one hand, Sirius leaving would be fantastic because Remus could actually focus on the film rather than his arse, but on the other, he really does not want Sirius to leave the film
But as always, Sirius merely glares at him and scowls before storming off the set and going home (because Sirius feels the same way about pernickety director who won’t shut up and has no real intentions of leaving)
And then one day, where Remus is extremely tired and nothing seems to be going right, and his female lead is even more annoying than usual, they film the kiss scene
And no matter how many takes they do (every one more painful than the last), the chemistry just isn’t right and no amount of shouting from Remus does anything at all
So something snaps inside him, and he goes “Oh for fuck’s sake” and gets up off his seat and grabs a fistful of Sirius’ shirt and kisses him
And its even better than anything Remus has been imagining for weeks
And when he pulls away, he says “More like that next time”, and walks back and sits back down in his seat
And everyone is speechless for a moment, including Sirius whose face is unreadable
But Remus shouts again and they’re back to filming, and he can’t focus on the scene any more because oh god, he’s ruined the film and he was going to have to look for another job, because you CAN’T JUST KISS ATTRACTIVE FILM STARS REMUS
And there is absolutely no way they’re getting the scene shot that day, because on top of everything else, Sirius has now forgotten all of his lines and blocking and every take is awful
So Remus sends them all home for the day and he puts his face in his hands because he is an idiot, a total idiot
And Sirius waits behind, no doubt to shout at Remus again because just what did he think he was doing kissing him and it was so unprofessional and honestly what even makes him think he’d want to kiss him anyway
But instead, when Remus gets up, he’s met with Sirius’ lips on his, and oh god, its even better the second time round, and Remus is too caught up in it to care whats happening
And finally Sirius pulls away with a grin on his face, and Remus almost swoons, and Sirius goes “like that?”
And Remus smiles back and shrugs “you could use a bit more practice”
And Sirius chuckles and kisses him again
And Remus is finally able to concentrate on his film, which goes on to be highly successful and win lots of awards and they end up living in a massive mansion with lots of babies and they live happily ever after the end
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