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Reader : That shirt looks great, Derek .

Derek : Thanks.

Reader : But I bet it would look even better on Stiles 's floor.

Derek : *hands Reader a baby*

Reader: Get your fucking shit together and act like an adult!

Yn: I have a name, you know.

yelena: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

bruce: What did you get clint for his birthday?

steve: I got him a kitten.

bruce: Really? Me too!

tony: I also got him a cat.

nat: Looks like we had the same idea.

steve: yn, please tell me you didn't get clint a cat as well!

yn: ...I got them a kitten.

*later*

steve: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

clint: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Nat: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

bruce: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

tony: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

yn: Mental stability, my old friend!

yn: You look good in that hoodie.

clint: You know where else I'd look good?

yn, zero hesitation: My bed.

Yn: *walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone*

Tony: Hey, Yn, how was your day?

Yn: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Tony* Hell.

Sam : I’m “a couple of things”.

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Male: What are you in the mood for?

Yn: World domination.

Male: That's a bit ambitious.

Yn: You are my world.

Male: Aww...

Yn:

Male:

Yn:

Y/n: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?

bucky: Do not do that.

Y/n: You won't even notice!

sam, entering: Y/n, you wanted to see me again?

Y/n: bucky's single