Can I Kick It?

Do you ever feel so sick and tired of yourself that you just want to rip your fucking throat out right there and then?

I just had a spiritual experience listening to this holy shit T Pain is the GOAT 🐐

son.

my life can be most accurately described by the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it on the floor

this was perfect

NOT ONE MINUTE MAN LMFAO

David Chang listening to white people complain about MSG in chinese food making them sick and then giving them a ton of Doritos and Pringles and Ruffles that all have MSG and having them eat it, experience nothing, then watching them try to explain the difference is high performance art. 

“NAFTER NOON!”

Every. Time. Every single time. I always get so delighted by this picture set. And I always forget what it’s followed up by. And then I see the “NAFTER NOON!” and absolutely lose it. I’m so glad this post exists.

date someone who will sit down & say “let’s fix this” instead of being a child and ignoring you

When you trying your best but nothing is going right

REBLOG RARE POSITIVE GORDON

[distantly] THAT DOG