spicy boy

my therapist:

sufjan: Wow Good Golly This Is A Tremendous Honour I Would Like First To Thank Aubrey Drake Graham Darling Husband Of Mine As Well As Our Extraordinarily Gifted Mermaid Daughter The Untitled Stevens-Graham Project Who Is Now Six Years Old And Still Speaks Solely In Jenny Holzer Truisms. I Will Admit That I Did Not Expect To Win And Thus Did Not Prepare A Speech So I Suppose I Shall Just Recite The Holy Bible In Its Entirety. Ahem. In The Beginning God Created The Heaven And The Earth And The Earth Was Without Form And Void And Darkness Was Upon The Face Of The Deep –

oscars orchestra: *starts playing music*

sufjan: My Apologies There Must Be Some Misunderstanding! I Have Not Yet Completed My Speech! Ha Ha! So Any Way The Spirit Of God Moved Upon The Face Of The Waters And God Said Let There Be Light And There Was Light And God Saw The Light And Saw That It Was Good And God Divided The Light From The Darkness And God Called The Light Day And The Darkness He Called Night And –

oscars orchestra: *plays music louder*

sufjan: Excuse Me! Excuse Me! Hello! And The Evening And The Morning Were The First Day And God Said Let There Be A Firmament In The Midst Of The Waters And Let It Divide The Waters From The Waters And God Made –

oscars orchestra: *now deafening*

sufjan: – And God Made The Firmament And Divided The Waters Which Were Under The Firmament From The Waters Which Were Above The Firmament  – 

jimmy kimmel: all right! sufjan stevens, everybody! let’s give a big round of applause to –

sufjan: Do Not Interrupt Me You Hooligan

jimmy kimmel: sufjan this is only a three-hour telecast we really don’t have time for you to recite the entire bible