American Idiot (dialogue) sentence starters
from the broadway musical. some have been adapted slightly to work better for rp purposes. change pronouns as required! trigger warnings: drug mentions
“I jerked off into oblivion last night.”
“Today I forgot to shower... again.”
“Oh well, it doesn’t matter.”
“Blah fucking blah.”
“My stepdad... that motherfucker.”
“I think I’m beginning to notice a pattern here.”
“Oh shit, is this my life?”
“More beer! 7-Eleven, right now.”
“Let’s start a war, shall we?”
“Are we gonna waste our lives, or are we gonna get the fuck out of here?”
“Take one last look at this shithole.”
“These are our tickets out of here.”
“You saved my fucking life.”
“Actually, I stole the money from my mom’s dresser.”
“That’s what I’ve been saying.”
“There’s a resistance occurring, you bastard.”
“Everything is so fucking black and white.”
“The good guys ain’t wearing red, white, or blue.”
“It sucks that you are not here.”
“All you ever do is sleep.”
“This place is big enough for all the fuck ups.”
“I got plans, baby.”
“The end of the world is over.”
“What the fuck?”
“Nobody seems to agree on anything these days.”
“Is life imitating me or is rage imitating life?”
“I feel like a knife in the heart.”
“It is splitting my head open.”
“No friends, no girls --- I need both.”
“I shot drugs for the first time today.”
“Now we’re getting somewhere. Nowhere.”
“We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!”
“Oh baby, baby, it’s fuck time!”
“What? Who said that?”
“Oh my god, I forgot to take a shower again.”
“You were right --- I did make a friend at camp.”
“My heart is like a bomb.”
“She knows I’m full of shit, but she thinks I’m cute. Or is it the opposite?”
“I’m taking you to a show tonight. The band will probably suck...but I’ll be with you.”
“It burned your dreams into the ground.”
“Remember to learn to forget.”
“I’m not stoned, I’m just fucked up.”
“I never liked you anyway.”
“Don’t wait up!”
“I knew you’d be proud.”
“Time to wake up.”
“I sold my guitar to get a bus ticket home.”
“Met the girl of my dreams, but I’m dead to her now.”
“I’m coming home in victory.”
“First stop, convenience store.”
“I got lies to tell.”
“Glory never felt so good.”
“You were just too stupid to notice.”
“That’s why I love you.”
“Take a fucking shower!”
“And that was that.”
“Is this the end or the beginning?”
“She was right: I am an idiot.”
