Cecilia de la Lune

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

Normal sized fidget toy

cute puppy what breed is he

sideways

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

that’s really great man

Yeah that’s really cool, I wish I had three weed smoking girlfriends, I’m happy for you

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.

I want boobs in my mouth to be quite honest

i love how sinners was basically like “the cunnilingus was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the cunnilingus was there”