Yoongi: No, wait, that's Jin-Hyung.

Taehyung: I'm your nicest friend!

Yoongi: ...No, that's also Jin-Hyung.

Taehyung:

Taehyung: Taehyung yes.

Namjoon: Taehyung no.

Taehyung: Taehyung maybe?

Yoongi: Taehhyung no.

Jungkook: Lunch.

Jimin: No, like, long term.

Hoseok: Definitely. Yeah, I'm actually, I'm super glad you guys are here right now. Are you smelling that weed smell?

Jikook: Yeah.

Hoseok: 'Cause, a dude broke in, smoked weed, and bolted.

Jungkook: Do you think it's the same dude who left that bong there on the floor?

Hoseok: Please tell me those aren't the names of your fists.

Namjoon: Oh my god.

Hoseok: They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am.

Namjoon: Guys, stop.

Yoongi: They call me coffee-

Namjoon: Please no.

Yoongi: because I'm dark, bitter and most people don't like me unless they change some aspect of who I am.

Taehyung: Jin-hyung put me in time out...

Jimin: Why?

Yoongi: I just like seeing your smile when you win.

Hoseok: [to Yoongi] You're just staring at his ass aren't you?

Jungkook: Why is everyone staring at me?

Yoongi: You just called Namjoon 'dad'.

Jungkook: What? No I didn't. I said, 'Thanks man'.

Namjoon: Do you see me as a father figure, Jungkook?

Jungkook: Pink is not your colour.

Taehyung: No, can you do that? Why doesn't everybody just drop their sandwiches on the floor?

Seokjin: I was trying to insult you.

Jungkook: [starts rolling up a napkin with a bunch of 'I''s scrawled on it, looks back at Namjoon with a grin]

Namjoon: Okay. That's it, you're grounded. Forever.