Little House on the Stink-Fish

which is messier my life or my hair

Let It Snow is an anagram of Le Tits Now and that’s beautiful

not even risking it

MY family has already been cursed thank you very much pig stealing great grandfather!

The camera people really need to calm down

*PIE INTENSIFIES*

"Where my eel at? Where my eel?"

jesus fucking christ

Sometimes it’s good to remember that Robert Pattinson is a bit magical ok

cuuuuuUUUUUTE

Let me tell you a fucking thing about costume design. That’s some in depth, difficult shit to learn. And the fact that this goddess can ramble this shit off the cuff means she knows her shit. ELLE WOODS IS A GODAMNED GENIUS AND IT’s NOT A STRETCH TO BELIEVE SHE GOT INTO HARVARD LAW MMMK?

FUCK YEAH ELLE WOODS OR DIE

this movie is literally about an attractive woman who loves to party having to prove over and over again that she’s also intelligent and hard-working to those who judge her based on her looks (who also empowers and fights for other women, and fosters unlikely friendships instead of engaging in girl hate) and if you don’t think that’s some great feminist shit then I don’t know what your problem is