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Chanyeol:

Literally your biggest fanboy!  He thinks you being a writer is fantastic!  It wouldn’t even matter what kind of writer you are, he’ll want to read everything you have.  In a way it makes him feel closer to you.  He feels like by reading your work, he’s somehow getting a deeper insight into you as a person.  If you’re struggling with a chapter or a certain scene he’ll want you to use him as a pinboard, bouncing idea after idea off of him until something blossoms.  Chanyeol understands better than most that while writing the proper inspiration has to manifest and that is something that can be elusive at times.  Honestly, I see him being the type to beg you to either write him something he can take with him on tour or send him the new pages of whatever chapter you’re.  Again, it probably makes him feel close to you, but imagine the discussions that would come out of this!!  He’ll talk to you endlessly about different scenarios and characters.  Especially the bad guys cuz jeez why do they have to be so mean.  ‘MC is just living his life, Jagi!  Why is BG so rude!  It’s just not fair!’  Honestly, if you’re anything like me and you suddenly get awesome ideas for later parts or even just brand new material ideas and you stop dead in your tracks to record your fantastic idea in your phone, Chanyeol is going to fanboy hard because he thinks that so cute.  You’re halfway through a conversation while walking Tobin and BAM!  Inspiration!  He thinks you’re so cute!  He’ll want to know what your idea was so he can help flesh out the details.  No idea is a bad idea.  Just one that needs a little more love.   “Omo!  Jagi~~why did you do that to poor main character!!!  My heart! How could you?!”  “Chanyeol-ah, all he did was trip…”  “But he broke his arm!!!!!!”  “That happens sometimes, darling…”  

D.O:

As we all know, Kyungsoo is the quieter one of the group.  I think he really would enjoy a writer as a partner.  He strikes me as someone who likes to read.  Cliche, I know, but imagine if you were a food critic and/or blogger and most of your work is centered around food.  We all know this guy loves to cook and bake, so this would just be a new perspective on something he already enjoys.  Omg!! Think about it!  He would totally take you to all sorts of restaurants, large or hole in the wall just so the two of you can critique the food that you both eat.  If he’s on tour, I can totally see him running into a good eatery and wanting to share it with you, so if he can’t send you a bite, he’ll kindly ask the chef for the recipe so he could make it for you.  SO CUTE!!!  That and I can see him eating something and be totally disappointed because “it was headed in the right direction, but it’s missing something” and going home to cook the same dish just so he could figure out what the missing piece was.  It would be extremely cute if you created a piece just around him  Something like “My Boyfriend’s Kitchen” or something.  Can you imagine if he proposed to you??  You would have to change that to “My Fiance’s Kitchen”  OH THE SCANDAL!!! ;)  “Kyungie, it’s really not that big of a deal.”  *adamantly shakes his head* “No that dinner was awful.  I can’t have that be your birthday dinner.  I knew I should have just done it myself!”  (plz love and cherish this nugget.  Plz).

Kai:

I don’t know how much he reads, to be honest.  I feel like he doesn’t mind reading a good book, but he’s a bit picky on his choices.  An image that really stands out to me is romance.  I feel like it would be his guilty pleasure.  He really likes romance and love stories, but like not those icky raunchy stories!  ‘It has to be a real love story, not a porno.’  Don’t ask me why I think this.  I just do.  So say as a writer you like to indulge in romantic comedy.  It’s not my favorite, personally, but there are a few out there that are just adorable, it’s hard NOT to like them.  I feel like for Jongin this would be about the same.  Even so, I still feel like he doesn’t read a whole lot.  Not because he’s not interested, but because he’s so busy dancing and doing other things.  So, if you were to read some of your work to him, say while the two of you lounge around on a day off, he would be putty in your hands.  He’d be so engrossed in the world and love story you created that he’d be almost sad when you’re forced to stop either by schedules or just some good ‘ole sleep.  If he’s away on tour, he’ll facetime/skype you so you can read to him until he falls asleep.  If you were to pre-record yourself reading the next part he’d be over the moon!  Not only does he get to hear what happens next, but now he has your voice at his fingertips.  Honestly, I don’t think you’d really understand how comforting that is for him.  “Jagiyah, they get together in the end, right?  That’s how it ends?” *looks up at you with those wide eyes*  “You’ll have to wait and see” *BOOP HIS NOSE IT’S RIGHT THERE!!!* *ahem* “Aigo, but it’s so tense right now!” (cue whine and a tiny pout.  Look I don’t bias him but he’s been adopted as my bro, okay?  I love this kid!)

Sehun:

Surprisingly, I think Sehun would really appreciate some well written, beautiful poetry.  I don’t know why I thought of this, but it kinda makes sense in my mind.  Like Jongin, it’s kind of his guilty pleasure.  I mean how cute would it be if he was originally your fanboy and he just messaged you out of the blue about one of your prose.  It could be because it’s so beautiful and heartfelt, or it could be because he wanted to discuss the deeper meanings of the words. Even just because he’s confused or curious about a certain part.  Either way, the rest is history.  Sehun loves to read your poetry, but he also LOVES to listen to you recite it.  There’s something about the way your voice wraps passionately around the words that he finds so endearing.  Honestly, he could fall asleep to your gentle voice (and maybe some hair petting).  I also think that Sehun would entertain the idea of dabbling in poetry himself, though he would be really shy about it.  How cute would that be?? The two of you exchanging poetry like some old sappy romance movie. *dies of cuteness overload*  “Omg! Sehun-ah, this is amazing!!”  *blushes and looks sheepish*  “It’s alright…” “It’s more than alright!  This is beautiful!  You did such an amazing job--,” *he’ll blush like a schoolboy the whole time you compliment all the different wonderful aspects of his work*

Chanyeol:

Okay so with this loving giant you’re going to go through to stages.  The initial stage will be his shock and consequential million and one questions about psychology in general, which are then followed up with his other million and one questions about your specific field.  He’ll want to know why you got into psychology and where you see yourself going with it.  Then, like Junmyeon, he’ll want you to explain his band mates to him, especially Kyungsoo.  I think the reason he picks on him so much is because Kyungsoo is an enigma and the mystery of his personality really draw Chanyeol to him.  You explain as much and what not, much to his surprise.  I feel like once you’ve gotten past these to initial stages, he’ll want you to teach him a few things, mostly geared towards reading other people at a base level.  I can see it now: the two of you in a random coffee shop, or sitting on a bench in a park just people watching and seeing what you can surmise of the people around you.  

D.O:

He’d find it incredibly interesting.  Honestly, Kyungsoo would love to have long conversations about different topics within the psychology field.  For instance, I feel like he’d want you to sit at the counter while he cooked dinner and just chat with him about things like is it nature or nurture, childhood development, or simply why people do the things they do.  This is Kyungsoo we’re talking about.  Once this guy gets talking he’s good.  He’ll keep going and going until he’s satisfied with the conversation.  I think overall he would enjoy having someone with whom he can have intelligent conversations and where he’d be able to learn something new.  I don’t know why, but I feel like Kyungsoo is someone who likes to continually learn new things.  Also, he’d probably really like to tell you about the characters he’s playing and asking you questions about how you think they would behave, what kind of beliefs they’d have, and other things of that nature.  Overall, this would be a very comfy and rewarding relationship.

Kai:

Like Kyungsoo, I feel like Jongin would take a really passionate interest in your line of work.  Maybe he’s not out there buying every psychology book he can, but I get the feeling that he’d browse the Psychology Today website, or whatever equivalent they have in Korea so that he can surprise you the next time he sees you with a new topic to discuss.  Is it nap time?  Great, let’s softly discuss such and such topic while we drift off to sleep!  He’d think it’s amazing that you’re able to read people so well.  Don’t be surprised if, while watching the news or a documentary, he starts asking things like ‘why would he do that?’ or ‘what drives a person to feel that way’.  I think sometimes Jongin might start conversations like that just so he can listen to you talk, your voice and fingers raking through his hair soothing his soul.

Sehun:

Sehun is a bit of mixture between Kyungsoo, Chanyeol, and Jongin.  Like Chanyeol, he’ll take great pleasure in people watching and making up stories about them based on the few traits you both can guess.  Like Kyungsoo he’ll love to talk to you about your job and the field itself.  In a way it makes Sehun feel closer to you, which leads me to Jongin.  Sehun will want to read articles and studies when he can simply so he can discuss it with you later.  However, unlike Jongin, I feel like Sehun would text or email you the article so you can read it, too.  That way the two of you can come to your own conclusions and discuss them.  For Sehun, he’d find this kind of relationship to be very fulfilling.

JHope

Okay, so if any of you have read my other BTS reactions you already know what I’m going to say.  In the event of an episode, be it public or not, for the first time with Hobi all that sunshine is going to vanish real quick.  He’s going to probably turn very serious and concerned.  If you’re out and about, he’ll do his best to guide you away from the masses to a place less crowded and with fewer eyes watching you.  Hobi knows better than most that extra eyes when you’re upset only makes things worse.  He’ll talk you through it, soft, soothing, and gentle.  Hobi would be a great listener, just sitting there quietly while you tell him about what’s happening.  You can bet going forward he’s going to be hyper aware of your moods and expressions, meaning he’ll try to be proactive if he can see an episode coming or a situation that might trigger one.  If you have ever wanted someone to fiercely protect you, then look no further.  “I’m glad you told me, jagi.  Now I can take better care of you.”

Rapmon

I think at first he might be at a loss.  He’s probably never seen you so broken before and that scares him a bit.  He’s super smart, very logical, he’s used to being able to solve almost all of his problems simply by applying that beautiful brain of his.  I think for someone like Namjoon, not being able to immediately make things better for you will hurt him deeply.  Never, absolutely never, does he want you to be hurting or scared.  All he wants is to see you smile and laugh.  Whether he’s the cause or not, those are his happiest moments.  I see Namjoon being someone who questions what’s wrong and pries answers out of people, but never feels like prying.  He’s very sweet and soft-spoken, like a whisper.  He’d come sit next to you or maybe even crouch in front of you, placing a soothing hand on your knee as he softly asks you what’s wrong.  The second he learns it’s social anxiety this brainiac is going to do immense research on the topic, inclusive of triggers, possible origins, and ways to make it better.  When he feels he understand the topic well enough, he’ll likely come back to you and ask you more about it, so that he can apply his newfound knowledge and tweek it to better suit you.  “I want to be able to help, baby, even if it’s just a little.  I hope you know how important you are to me.”

Jimin

You know, I wouldn’t be surprised if Jimin has social anxiety himself.  I think out of all the guys, Jimin will understand the stresses of life and life’s infinite problems the best.  He understands that people, even if they aren’t meaning to be, are cruel and that the saying ‘sticks and stones might break my bones, but words will never hurt me” is a complete sham.  He knows better than most that the opposite is truest.  It’s hard to say how he’ll react necessarily.  I think there’s the possibility of him just sitting across from you and holding your hand until you’re calm again and ready to talk.  There’s also a chance that he’ll wrap himself around you completely and just hold you so tightly you might actually forget where you stop and he begins.  In this way, it’s almost like he’s trying to take all the pain and hurt from you and consume it himself.  This guy is a very compassionate soul, someone who would rather take on the burdens of the world than ever let them weigh you down.  Don’t be afraid to lay your soul out to him.  If there is anyone who will appreciate such a vulnerable act, it’s Jimin.  “I know it’s hard, jagi, but I’m here.  I’ll always be here.  We can get through this together.  You’re never alone, okay?  Never.”

Taehyung

I think like Taehyung would be a mixture of Hobi and Namjoon.  The latter in the sense that his initial response is to freeze altogether.  He’s not used to seeing you so upset or so freaked out.  He very quickly registers that this is a very serious matter and I feel like he’d do his best to act accordingly.  Like Hobi, he’d get you away from prying eyes.  He’d tuck you into his side, thumb probably rubbing soothing circles into your hip.  Once alone, he’d hold you tightly.  He might not know why you’re upset, but he knows when someone needs a hug.  Taehyung is a very sweet young man, as we all know, and I think he would do his best to uplift your spirits in any way he can without being ridiculous.  He doesn’t want you to think he’s disregarding what you’re going through, but this man can’t stand to see you cry or frown.  You’ll want to fully explain the situation to him when you have the time or feel comfortable enough.  I honestly don’t think any of the guys would force you to do anything you didn’t want to, but he’ll worry incessantly until you do.  “Jagi, I’m glad you told me.  If you feel like that again tell me or call me.  I don’t care what I’m doing or how far away I am, okay?  I’m going to be there for you no matter what.”

Jeongguk

To be honest, I think Kookie would be very understanding.  I don’t know if it was because he had social anxiety or because he was incredibly shy, but as we know Kookie used to wait until everyone went to bed before eating or taking a shower because he didn’t want anyone watching him.  I think once he finds out about your anxiety there might be a moment of shock and indecision as he wraps his mind around the situation.  I mean I can see him walking in on an episode and freezing in place, eyes wide and jaw set, but the second it fully registers what’s actually happening, he’ll be by your side in an instant.  We all know how sweet Kookie is.  He’ll wrap you up in a big hug and hold you until you calm down.  He might be young, but I think as with most of our beloved boys, he’s experienced enough to be fairly quick to action.  “Jagi...  Jagiyah, it’s okay.  You’re going to be okay.”

Lay:

Okay, this guy has the quickest turn around time from cute to sexy.  Let’s not pretend that isn’t true, alright?  Honesty is the best policy.  Yixing is one of those types that doesn’t actually realize half the shit he does is problematic.  Like who does he think he is for giving us those cute af eyes and being all pouty and then the next second licking his lips while running his hand through his hair?  PROBLEMATIC.  And he ain’t even my bias.  Honestly, I see his s/o pulling this stunt simply to get back at the guy for trying to kill them with his .2 second bullshit.  Sweet revenge!  Let me tell you, this would be an epic way to get back at him.  You know the face!  You know which one I’m talking about!  He’ll make THAT face, mouth open and eyes as big as saucers.  He’ll feel so attacked!  Like, how could you even?!  Karma, sir, karma!  He would do his best to ignore the picture, not even replying back, but he won’t last for long.  Every time he tries to get through the sexier parts of whatever dance he’s doing, he’s not going to be able to get you out of his head.  It’s going to drive him up the wall and out the door!  He’ll be at your door before you know it, demanding to know why the hell you’re like this cuz PROBLEMATIC!  He’s got a problem, you’ve got a problem, and the two of you combined I’m sure can come to a solution.  Don’t do this to him while he’s away.  Like, please.  He’ll go nuts!  “Why, Baobei!  Why would you send me this picture?  How could you be so cruel?” “Cruel? You send me half naked pictures all the time!  WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?!”

Baekhyun:

Okay, I’m just going to throw this out there.  Not a good idea.  Please, for all that is good in the world, please do not tease the bull.  He’s a Taurus, people, a Taurus!  Do Not Tease The Taurus!  He has more stamina and more sass than you on any given day.  I’m just saying.  It’s for your own safety.  But, I guess for reaction sake, say you are a glutton for pain and you do send him a picture of your chest with your freshly pierced nipples.  This guy is going to have a silent meltdown in his brain.  If he can get out of whatever schedule he has, he will.  You had better hope he can, cuz the longer he has to wait to get home to you, the longer you’re going to be up that night.  If he doesn’t sleep, neither will you. I'M JUST SAYING!  Baekhyun strikes me as a guy that likes to appreciate the human body, take his time with it.  You adding some bling is only going to excite him more.  Asking him to massage your sore chest is a given.  This guy didn’t need to read your text.  He was already planning to put his hands right there as soon as he gets home.  The lovely thing about Baekhyun is that despite how intensely horny he probably is, he’s a gentle soul.  A lot of people seem to think he goes balls to the walls, and while I don’t necessarily disagree, I doubt that’s him 100% of the time.  This one is a lover first and foremost.  He’s going to be so careful with you, so soft and gentle.  Look, all I’m saying is when you get a nice new pillow or a new pillow case, you want to try it out, right?  Roll around on hit, caress it?  Baekhyun is no different.  “J-jagi, you didn’t…” *eyes wide, hand over mouth* *takes in deep breath* “Just you wait, Jagiyah, I won’t forget this.”  (he really won’t btw)

Chen:

I know I say this a lot, but like King Troll!  Even if you sending that picture was with the most innocent intentions, this guy can’t help himself.  Jongdae is someone I imagine has a lot of restraint.  He just strikes me as a very patient person.  Perhaps that comes from the countless times we’ve heard from Sehun and other members about the way he mother’s them endlessly, but let’s be honest, the guy has to have a lot of patience to mother that group of grown ass men, plus be a full time beagle.  That’s pranks galore.  Virgos by nature aren’t ones for immediate retaliation unless the opportunity is golden and in front of them.  They like to take their time when plotting the demise of a loved one and/or close friend.  Anyway, you can expect a verbal barrage of witty comments.  “Oh ho! Are you implying something” or “The committee is out!  What’s the verdict?”  Anything playful and the complete opposite of what you’re actually asking for.  Is he turned on?  Without a doubt.  Will anyone know, including you?  Not a chance.  In fact out of all the members, Jongdae would be the most collected.  His face would give nothing away.  Maybe he might add some finesse to his body rolls during a schedule or a dance practice, but that’s about the extent of his outward reaction.  Until he gets home that is.  His outward facade would fall instantly and he’d probably have you out of your clothes faster than you can say ‘welcome home’.  All I’ll add to this is:  Good Luck, Soldier!  Have Fun!  “Ah-ah-ah, Jagi!  I don’t know why you’re bothering to try and run from me.  You brought this on yourself.”

Chanyeol:

Weak.  The weakest member.  So weak!  The gif above says it all.  This is the biggest “oh shit!” he’s ever let out.  It’s a damn good thing he’s so tall, cuz the beagles want to know why their giant friend is beet red from his toes to the tips of his ears.  I mean they can hazard a guess, I’m sure, but Chanyeol will protect that phone like his life depends on it.  Also, he’ll have a very strong problem that I imagine can’t wait till he gets home.  If you think he’s staying at work?  OH-HO-HO! No.  Not happening.  He’s not only embarrassed, he’s  horny.  He’s not only horny, he’s in shock.  He’s not only in shock, he’s pissed to hell with you for doing something just so unfair and good lord he’s going to make sure you regret sending him that picture.  He does not regret the choice as a whole, just the picture sending part.  Can you imagine?  Those large, warm hands on your chest?  Wonderfully soft and callous at the same time?  Does that not sound like a piece of heaven?  I think it does!  He might be the weakest member because he’s weak for you, but let’s just be clear: the only person who’s going to be weak by the time he’s through is you.  I see Chanyeol being more of a butt person, but the incentive to pay attention to your chest is well received.  “I didn’t realize you were so needy up here.” “I’m not!” “Ah, but you’re body is saying otherwise.”  “That sounds dirty, Chan…”  “It’s meant to be.”

D.O:

Flushed and Blushed.  Good lord almighty!  Those beautiful cheeks of his would blossom and those wonderful doe eyes of his would be so wide.  Of course the other guys would pick up on this, but damn if he doesn’t beat them into next century for putting their noses where they don’t belong.  Flustered baby is flustered.  He’ll want to send some kind of rebuking reply, but he can’t get the words out.  Over and over again, he’ll write something and then delete it.  Kyungsoo’s brain is short circuiting and desperately trying to reboot.  Silence.  That’s what comes next.  An eerie silence as he goes through the motions of his daily schedule.  People might actually think he’s legitimately angry with them or about something, but they don’t think it’s safe to ask (well unless you’re Kim Jongin, but that’s besides the point).  It might take a few minutes or even a couple hours, but eventually he’ll pick up the phone again and just call you.  You’ll answer and the only thing you’re going to get from him is the shortest retort: “You’re in trouble.”  That’s it.  He’ll hang up and go about his schedule like nothing is wrong, like he didn’t spend half the day trying to put the pieces of his brain and composure back together.  Honestly, though, I feel like he’d secretly be so into nip piercings.  They’re something new to play with and boy will he!  Let’s put it this way, if he can’t have his way with you that night, he’ll hold a grudge until he can.  “A massage?” “Yeah, they’re really sore.”  “....” “....”  “That’s it?”  “...yeah…” “Alright.” (it’s not, just btw.  He’ll get you next time.  Fight me, Daddysoo is real.)

Kai:

I feel like his reaction would depend on his mood when he receives the picture and request.  Like, if he’s tired to all hell, he’ll likely ignore the message and roll over...and then have a vivid wet dream, which he’ll blame on you and either pout or make you pay or both.  Jongin is such a curious nugget.  Like he has so many different facets to his personality.  Most people do, but I find his to be the most intriguing, and he’s not even my bias!  If he’s in a playful mood, you’ll get a cheeky reply back.  If he’s playful and you’ve turned him on, there’s a good chance you’ll have a certain type of reply picture and the text “only if you massage me too (winky face)” Honestly, Jongin will probably really like them.  He already enjoys laying his head on your chest, now he has something to mess with while he’s relaxing.  That and much like Kyungsoo, he’ll view them as something to spice up the bedroom life.  I feel like it would be a major turn on.  Do you know the kind of power you’ll be wielding?  You won’t have to say anything, do anything!  All you have to do is exist, cuz any time he sees those lovely piercings through your shirt POW horny Jongin is horny.  Also, I feel like your chest will become an ingrained part of your makeout sessions.  Honestly, this is a win-win situation!  Congrats you now have Jongin wrapped around your finger!  “Jagiyah, are those?”  “Yup!”  “And I can…?”  “...yup!”  *blink blink* *pats his lap* “I want a closer look.” (innocent face that isn’t innocent)

Sehun:

Jinyoung

I’m going to be completely honest with you.  You didn’t start this.  We both know it, alright?  There’s no shame in that.  This guy has already initiated the ‘Random Kisses War’!  He thinks your flustered reaction is just the cutest damn thing on the planet! Likewise, about the only time you CAN make him flustered is when you kiss him out of the blue!  It’s a competition between the two of you for sure!  He started it and you are determined to finish it.  The kisses will probably range from light butterfly pecks to hot open mouthed kisses.  I mean, this is Jinyoung we’re talking about.  Those pillows he calls lips are pretty much begging to be kissed.  I AM JUST SAYING!  Anyhoo!  Back to the topic at hand!  His reaction would range depending on the type of kiss and why the kiss has happened.  I mean, yes, they are surprises but let’s be honest, him pouting after a fight?  Very kissable!  I feel like in a situation like that, he would try to stay angry at you, but would ultimately fail.  How do you stay mad at someone who’s being so freakin cute?!  If it’s a ‘I just wanted to kiss you because I love you’ kind of surprise, then he’ll give you that beautiful crescent eyed smile of his.  Honestly, is this a competition to see who can surprise the other person more, or just a ploy to see his facial reactions?  “Yah!  Jagi, why are you making it so hard to stay mad at you?  It’s not fair!”

Jackson

OMG!  This poor puppy would just melt into the ground!  He’d giggle, squawk, laugh hysterically, maybe have a mental breakdown, all while he holds his blushing cheeks.  Jackson is a goober.  We all know it.  He’s a precious, sweet, gentle soul and he loves when you surprise him in any way.  You giving him kisses is his second favorite thing!  I say second favorite because this guy is a snuggler.  He loves to encase you in his arms and cuddle.  If you kiss him by surprise DURING a snuggle session, he’d be over the moon!  Honestly, though, Jackson would crave your kisses.  They make everything better.  Had a bad day? Kiss.  Not feeling well? Kiss.  Frustrated with something? Kiss.  Sad about something? Kiss.  Need a pick me up? Kiss.  Like imagine this scenario: you’ve come to their practice session to cheer them on.  They’ve been at it for a few hours now and they all look so exhausted.  They take a quick five-minute break, in which Jackson crawls over to where you are sitting so he can drop his sweaty head in your soft lap.  You gently dab at the sweat on his forehead and face with a towel before asking him if he’s okay.  He says he is, but he just needs to lay there for a few moments.  He might whine about having to get up and practice more and just UGH!  So you drop your head and plop a sweet kiss on his lips, telling him he can do it.  Most likely, this boy is going to leap to his feet with a happy shout!  “AHHH!! LET’S GO!  LET’S DO THIS!” *boys eye him oddly* “Just a few more minutes, Jackson” “NO! WE CAN DO THIS! MY JAGI SAID SO!”

Youngjae

Sweet, blushing baby.  He’d be so flustered!  So shy!  He’d be so happy and yet so, so, so very embarrassed.  Not in a bad way, though.  Like he wants to be able to kiss you the way you do him.  He wants to be able to just drop unexpected kisses on your lips or cheeks or forehead.  He hasn’t told you yet, but he’s slowly building up the courage to do so.  Youngjae’s a fluffball.  Just the cutest of cutie pies!  Please, for the love of god, do not underestimate this angel faced baby.  He’s fluffy alright, but he’s also got a side that could make antis swoon.  The surprise kiss is such a turn on.  It’s part of the reason he gets so flustered.  He finds your little display of dominance so very hot.  If the both of you are in public he’ll likely pull away red faced and stuttering, but don’t for a second think he’s forgotten!  This guy is going to get you back one way or the other.  I can’t say it won’t be enjoyable, though, but don’t push him too much!  This one is a Virgo through and through and he’ll tease you till you cry.  He looks so innocent, just like Mark, but do not be fooled!  He’s a devious master in disguise.  Even if he doesn’t get you back right away, he’ll keep a running tally in his head.  Payback will be a bitch.

BamBam

Screaming child.  Just an absolute screaming child.  Your kisses give him energy, which the other members sometimes don’t appreciate cuz we all know how crazy Bam can get.  But even still, they think it’s cute.  Bam is a lot like Jackson in the sense that he craves to be kisses and that your kisses can shoo away any grey clouds that might be looming over his precious little head.  I feel like there are two modes to Bam: the cutie pie excitable child and the sexy hello there young man.  Most of the time you get the first one, but he IS a young man, which means he’s going to have some dirty thoughts at some point.  Like some of the other guys, these surprise kisses could (and probably do) lead to hot and heavy wink-wonk time.  Don’t underestimate this dude.  If he’s in the mood, you will likely be unable to escape him.  Once he has something in mind, he usually acts on it.  So say you drop that sweet, loving peck on his lips.  You better move quickly, because once those arms anchor around you, there’s no escape.  I mean, he’s not my bias but like I’m blind, that boy has some….eh, we’ll call it charisma, yeah?  There’s definitely a dangerous pull to Bam, like a bee to the flower.  If nothing else, planting surprise kisses on him will be quite entertaining.

Yugyeom

Lay:

This poor bubby would be super surprised just because he’s traveling all the time and damn if he doesn’t miss his boys!  So to come back from another trip home only to find out that you and Junmyeon are dating is going to effectively throw him for a loop!  He might have to sleep on that info cuz he’s so tired from traveling and work, but like give it a good rest cycle and this cutie pie is going to be over the moon!  Honestly, just feed him and let him sleep and you’ll have a very happy, cheerful, ready to celebrate the good news Yixing.  Promise!  “What-what?  What do you mean you’re dating?  WHa--I was only gone a month!”

Baekhyun:

You can blame Chanyeol okay?  The lumbering giant was the one who told him that you liked him.  What makes this whole thing so frustrating for him was the fact that he was agonizing over how to let you down easy.  It’s not that he didn’t like you--oh he adores you--, but he just didn’t feel romantically for you.  Finding out you’re dating Junmyeon is a.) a slap to the face b.) a relief and c.) confusing as hell!  It’s probably best to not tell him while Chanyeol is in the room, alright?  Let the giant puppy get the head start because there’s going to be an angry bull stampeding his direction soon enough.  “Wait, so you don’t like me?”  “Of course I like you” “No I mean, LIKE like me.” “oh...no?”  “....” *puts happy grin on his face* “Ah, well then, congrats!!!!!”  *mentally murdering his best friend*

Chen:

Look.  Okay?  Just look, Jongdae is a Virgo.  A VIRGO.  If you think you’re getting anything sneaky passed this guy, you are so wrong.  He knew you liked Junmyeon before you knew you liked Junmyeon.  He already had an idea of Junmyeon’s feelings for you, which might I add he probably tested by being super handsy with you and got Junmyeon’s feathers all ruffled.  He and Kyungsoo both knew, alright?  They also had a running bet on who would confess first.  Kyungsoo, being the sensible one, went with Junmyeon.  Jongdae claims he’s a romantic and progressive, so obviously it’s going to be you!  Whatever the case maybe, it’s not the fact that Junmyeon decided to date you that shocks our resident kitten, but how long the two of you kept it under wraps.  “What??” *insert classic ‘ah waeeeeeee!’*  “What do you mean you’re already dating? WHO ASKED WHO???? THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!”

Chanyeol:

Confused puppy is confused.  He can’t wrap his mind around it.  You were dating Junmyeon.  You.  Of all people.  It’s not that he doesn’t like you, it’s just that your personality clashes slightly with the every proud mama of Exo.  In fact, you hang out with the beagles so much that Chanyeol was certain you liked Baekhyun!  He even TOLD Baekhyun that he thought you liked him.  Boy, was he off.  This loving giant will probably rack his brain for the indicators he missed, the signs he misread, everything.  “So you don’t like Baekhyun?”  *you blink, confused*  “...no?  Not like that?”  “B-but!  BUT I WAS SO SUUURE!!!”  (just hold him for a little while okay?  He needs comfort.)

D.O:

Do you really think anything gets’s by this guy?  Like really?  Anything?  With Kyungsoo?  Not!  Kyungsoo is an observer through and through.  This guy probably knew you liked Junmyeon and that Junmyeon liked you loooooooong before either of you figured it out for yourselves.  In fact, I guarantee he and Jongdae had a running bet about who would confess first.  Like Jongdae, I think what would surprise him the most would actually be how long the two of you have been dating.  That would totally throw him for a loop!  “Wait, hang on!  What did you say?  For how long?  How?!  No! Not how did you come to be!  HOW DID I NOT KNOW!”  *penguinsoo meltdown*

Kai:

Honestly, this guy was sleeping.  Literally.  We all know how much Jongin loves to sleep when he’s not out hanging with Ravi and Taemin or doing activities or dancing.  Again he’s less concerned with the fact that you are dating Junmyeon...it’s more that Junmyeon even had time to date anyone that throws him off.  Like when did he even fit the time in when he’s working on the album, learning new dances, shooting movies/commercials/web dramas/etc, but like most importantly: taking care of his eight children...Jongin is very confused.  Happy, but confused.  You see the thing is, like Kyungsoo he’s a capricorn and while they aren’t as observant as say Virgo, they still pick up on things here and there.  In Jongin’s case, he sorta guessed it awhile ago, but...  “Ah, that’s great, hyung.” “You sound confused.” “I thought you were just friends!”  *points at you* “YOU said you were just friends!”

Sehun:

Jinyoung:

Savage teasing!  OMG the just endless teasing from this guy!  You know how he is.  But here’s the thing, okay?  Jinyoung loves the attention!  Loves it!  It makes him feel all giddy inside.  Like, who else would you even do that for?  The kids he’s hoping to have with you one day, sure, but anyone else?  Hell no! The fact that you chose him to plant those lovely lips on, makes him swell with pride.  He’s liked you for awhile and he’s not going to waste such an opportune moment.  So imagine this: you came by with ice cream for the guys because it’s super hot outside and the guys have been practicing their new routines for an upcoming comeback.  Halfway through one of the dances, he slips and falls, landing oddly on his wrist.  Everyone is super ‘oh no!’ and ‘are you okay’ but he ignores them and teases you saying ‘y/n-ah, aren’t you going to kiss it better?’ I mean, it’s totally up to you if you do or not, but the second Bam starts hopping up and down beside you, his own wrist extended, excitedly crying ‘me, too!  Me, too!’, Jinyoung is going to plant his hand over the younger’s face and shove him away.  Let’s face it.  Jinyoung loves to tease you, yes, but those lips of yours will touch no one but his own or the kids he’s already naming for the future.  He doesn’t care about the competition out there, either.  He’s convinced he’s got you right where he wants you, especially when you turn that pretty color when you blush.  “Oh! Me, too! Me, too!” *gets aggressively shoved out of the way* “Yeah, you’re funny.  She’s not kissing anyone but me.” (oh, and you can expect him to return the favor if you ever get a “boo-boo” ;P)

Jackson:

The biggest most adoring smile ever!  We all know this guy is a puppy at heart, but can you imagine the kind of puppy he’d be if he had a major crush on someone?  The mere fact that you want to make him feel better after getting his fingers shut in a door (courtesy of Mark, oops!) makes him feel all warm and gooey inside.  You, his crush, want him to feel better so you KISS HIS FINGERS!!!  Yeah, he’s mentally freak the f out.  The second your lips touch his smarting fingers, *BOOM* aegyo galore!  He’s not going to be able to resist how absolutely adorable you are!  Even if it was early in the morning and you’d left for work or school or whatever, he’s going to smile all day.  Literally.  Nothing is going to bring this guy down today!  He thinks the world of you and you just made his century.  Like Jinyoung, however, Jackson is not going to share you with any of the boys.  No ‘magical kisses’ for them!  Unlike Jinyoung, however, instead of aggressing the boys, he’s going to probably snatch you up and run away with you dangling over his shoulder.  I can see it now and I’m cringing with cuteness! He’s definitely the type to return the favor, too.  He’ll try to be all gallant, like a true knight in shining armor, and just pepper the injured area with a couple dozen kisses.  I mean, this is Jackson we’re talking about.  He’s literally one of the cutest people on the planet.  Honestly, I’m more surprised that you don’t know he has a crush on you...“OMG, y/n!!!!!!!” *Jackson squealing, God save your ears* “You’re so cute!!! Come ‘ere!” *cue bear hug for days)

Youngjae:

Mush! 100% bonafide mush!  This guy would malfunction every time you did this.  If Youngjae is anything like I think he is, which is a lot like me, and that’s really accident prone, you would be gifting his injuries your magical kiss quite often.  This guy is precious (so for the love of all things pure in the world, be gentle with him) and he loves you to pieces, not that he’s telling you that!  He loves your intricacies and he loves your quirks.  Although he’s hella shy about it, he also loves your healing kisses, too.  He’s counted his lucky stars that so far that he hasn’t injured himself or fallen while the two of you were present with the other guys, but he knows it’s coming.  It has to happen eventually and he’s already dying of the embarrassment.  The truth is he loves your kisses in general, and he may or may not have had several dreams of you kissing him somewhere other than an injury, but again he's not telling you this!  Even though they short circuit his brain and turn him into a babbling pile of goo, he pretty much craves the feeling of your lips on his skin (*wink*think pure thoughts*wink*).  He used to be so annoyed when he’d run into a table with his hip, or turn so fast his fingers slap the door frame, but now he has you to kiss them and make them feel better.  He almost looks forward to his mindless injuries.  Honestly, though, your kisses mean a lot to him.  It shows him how much you love him in return and the way you fuss over him only makes him fall harder for you.  With each one he receives, he slowly gains more confidence to one day ask you to be his.  Heaven help anyone who tries anything with you before that time comes.  “y/n-ah?” “Yes?” “Will you always give me kisses like that?” “Oh, well, as long as you want me to, of course!” “Good, so when we’re old and gray and break my hip, you have to kiss it better, alright?” “Wait, what?” *cue blushing from both parties*

BamBam:

He’d probably attack you with kisses right back.  Bam isn’t one to give a damn who’s there.  He’s going to smother you in kisses until you’re both a giggling mess on the floor.  I mean, this is Bam we’re talking about here.  I honestly don’t know how he could have a crush on anyone and them not know it.  Bam strikes me as someone who is very obvious with his feelings, but I could be wrong!  He was just being a dork, waving his arms around wildly and the WHAM!  He slapped his fingers on the table (ouch! I’ve done that so many times!!!! Where are my kisses?!).  Bam would instantly turn into a drama king and drop to the floor and roll around some more.  Honestly, to even kiss this guy’s aching fingers, you’ll have to get him to lay still, which might lead you to sit on him.  I’m just saying, but this kid doesn’t have an innocent mind.  You know it, I know it, we all know it.  Don’t even try to deny it!  The moment you got his hand in yours and kissed those fingers, he’ll probably go completely still.  Just picture it: that shook expression on his face, eyes wide, mouth slightly open.  Enjoy it cuz it’s going to be gone in about .2 seconds.  Then, as I stated before, he’s going to tackle you and smother you in thankful kisses.  Better hope it's just the two of you because if you think the other guys aren’t going to tease you, you are so wrong!  And to top it all off, this guy isn’t going to be bothered in the slightest.  He’ll just join them in the teasing.  “You’re so sweet!  I have a bruise on my elbow will you kiss that, too?  Oh!  What about the one on my shin?!  Will you kiss all my boo-boos?” *cue puppy dog eyes*

Yugyeom:

Oh, this one.  I feel like he would find it super amusing, but also super sweet.  He’d happy cringe if it happened in front of the guys only because the boys will tease him endlessly about it and the giant crush he’s been harboring for you.  Truthfully, though, he craves your kisses and any other physical interactions.  Yugyeom strikes me as someone who is full of warmth and affection but is a little bit shy in the beginning of the relationship, never mind a crush.  I feel like if you kissed say his knee that he fell awkwardly on during his solo practice or something early on in the relationship or before you knew he liked you, he would get super flustered and stuttery.  If you did it further into the relationship, after he’s opened up a bit more to skinship and whatnot, I feel like he’d be a lot like a good combo of Bam and Jackson.  Like he’d tease you and ask you to kiss all his injuries, but he’d also get super gooey and mushy over it, too.  To him, it’s one of the sweetest things you could have ever done and he eats that shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!  Honestly, it would be totally worth it to kiss his injuries cuz I guarantee it leads to intense cuddle sessions.  He will want you to know just how much he appreciates you fretting over him and wanting to make him feel better.  “Awwww, jagi, why are you so cute?!  I feel so much better now!” *cue snuggly hug* (ps. Don’t expect to go anywhere for a while.  You’ll be on any comfortable surface until he’s done cuddling).