What's your order from McDonald's?
…nothing. - muriel.
he waits in the car while i get him nuggies and a mcflurry -asra
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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oozey mess
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Love Begins
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

if i look back, i am lost

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What's your order from McDonald's?
…nothing. - muriel.
he waits in the car while i get him nuggies and a mcflurry -asra

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MLQC: In His World
does anyone else want to scream with me! look at how awesome this is! this is a part of the 2nd anniversary celebration for the chinese version. ☆
source: bit. ly/2Mb4tyY
Neat life hack: if you make your practice real thirsty then there’s no reason not to actually do the practice 👌
My favorite part of the plague doctor outfit is the walking stick because it was mostly used to examine patients without touching them but apparently it was also used to keep people a respectable distance from the doctor.
Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor please I'm--
Some goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: get the fuck away from me *slaps him with a stick*
Apparently plague doctors would also sometimes offer it to patients to use for self-flagellation in the hopes that God would forgive them and take away their plague
Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor....please ....
Goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: *holding out walking stick* I prescribe you 50cc's of go beat the shit out of yourself
Hello ! I Saw you were doing Mach UPS and was wondering if you could do it for me ? I am a short INTJ girl who's passions are writing and learning (about History, psychology and criminology). I love cats and blue. I am usually quiet and introverted but once you get to know me I am friendly and enjoy debating :) Thanks you so much ! And Please continue to fuel your blog :))
Right away, @marie-quentin! Just a reminder/disclaimer, if you don’t give me a specific fandom or series, I’m really just gonna run wild with it out of every fandom I know. ★~(◠‿◕✿) Which I’ve done here! Your match is below the cut!
First, I match you with..
Arthur Conan Doyle, of Ikemen Vampire!
While your relationship with Arthur isn’t exactly love at first sight, the closer you grow to him, the more he discovers about you, and the more he ends up falling for you despite his best efforts.
Originally, you didn’t strike Arthur as anything special. He was able to fluster you relatively quickly, but then again, who wouldn’t he be able to fluster with his endless, incessant flirting? Admittedly, when you first arrived at the mansion, his teasing ended up.. mildly beneficial? You weren’t the most talkative around new people, and it was a bit of a relief to have someone to help you relax a little around this completely unfamiliar, and intimidating, group of people. Without Arthur, it probably would have taken you a lot longer to open up to the other residents of the mansion, and you’re that much better off because of it.
However, the more time passes, the better Arthur gets to know you, and the more common interests rise to light. Arthur may be a playboy, but he’s the author of the most famous mystery series of all time, so you bet he’s well versed in the topics of criminology and human psychology. As you spend more time with Arthur, not only do you seem to open up more to him, but he opens up more to you in return. His teasing never ceases, but eventually, it gets less excessive, and more.. familiar. As you grow more comfortable with Arthur, you feel Arthur growing fonder of you, fonder than any of the girls you’ve seen him interact with in the past, and over time, you see him lose interest in them, favoring conversations with you instead. Your conversations can range between the two of you teasing each other back and forth, or having a serious, and educated, discussion of the human psyche. Each time, it’s a 50/50 coinflip, and completely unpredictable, just like your relationship.
Alternatively, I also match you with..
Ciel Phantomhive, of Black Butler!
now, i know that it seems like i just stuck you with the blue-haired ones, but bear with me!
The introverted nature that the two of you share means that your relationship takes time. However, slowly, the two of you learn more and more about each other, and more and more things that you have in common.
You and Ciel don’t exactly click straight away. Between Ciel’s stoicism and your quiet nature, there’s no real attempt right off the bat for either of you to connect with the other. Further, since Ciel doesn’t seem to have any interest whatsoever in connecting with you, the two of you remain shut off from each other for a very long time.
However slowly, that all changes as the two of you discover the several interests you share. Ciel’s job fascinates you; as one of the Queen’s Watchdogs, his position heavily involves dealing with criminals, something that you’re actually able to assist him with, given your knowledge and interest in such things. And as the two of you work together more, the warmer you notice Ciel grows to you, and that change spurs you on to open up further to him in return, and eventually, while working together and supporting each other, especially in more dangerous settings, the two of you form a close and unshakeable bond that ties you together.
Hope you enjoyed, Marie~

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The worst part of a jar of dip is the part at the bottom that's too far down to quite get enough dip on your chip, but not far enough to where you're compelled to empty the jar into a bowl.
are match ups still open? ;w;
Yessir! Ask away! Imagine and headcanon requests open too, xx.
Pfew! This was supposed to be a warmup sketch, but I got carried away and ended up spending a bit more time than expected on it
Plus, I wanted to draw Faust for a while now <3
I have a lot of feelings
Hello, I'm sorry to bother you, but I was thinking if rewyesting a matchup but was wondering if you ninded id the the info was long/detailed? Also, what is the limit on fandoms? If we are allowee to ask for two, will the description be shorter then if we had asked for one?
Not a bother at all! For matchups, I can't really promise.. well, anything at all, especially with respect to amount of length or detail. I can promise that I'll try my best, haha (⊙﹏⊙✿). The more detail I'm given about the requester, though, the more detail you're likely to end up with in the answer, and the more accurate of a match! If you do have to spread your info throughout several requests though, please either stay off anon or give me something to identify your request! As for requesting several fandoms, though, I'd say either specify that you want one for each fandom, or just give me a list and I'll see what I think is the best match out of all of them. Be aware that if the list of fandoms is too long, I'll just take the liberty to cut it down as necessary, but I'll always try to be as detailed as possible for each character!
So, hit me with your request and I'll see what I can do!~ (✿◠‿◠)

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🌸Oh wow!! You do matchups??? That's so exciting, could I please get one for Ikevamp? I'll mark my asks with a flower on top xx I'm female, bi, Capricorn, ENFP with short hair, undercut, green eyes and slighty tanned skin. My biggest insecurity is that I'm very muscular and I have big shoulders and a flat chest, which is because I'm a professional swimmer. Im very athletic in general, I also pole dance, box and lift. This unfortunately makes me very exhausted and sleep deprived :')
There’s no need to THANK ME for tolerating you, love– you sound like a genuinely fantastic and interesting person!~ In fact, thank YOU for the request @zazax42!
And YES, matchups are now open! This is a new thing I’m trying out, testing the waters, and it’s a good writing and psychoanalysis exercise! So if anyone else wants a matchup, just send me your info and a preferred game if you wish(OP did a PERFECT job, the more detail the better!), and I’ll get on it!
Without further ado, onto the matchup! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
I would match you with..
The Ingenious Leonardo Da Vinci!
When it comes to multifaceted, Leonardo is your man. The two of you share many similarities, and your combined amount of playfulness and talent makes you a formidable dynamic duo.
The first thing that draws Leonardo to you is how little of an affect his teasing has on you. Admittedly, he’s even rather taken aback the first time you give him a taste of his own medicine when it comes to his flirting and taunts.
Not to mention, Leonardo’s known for his extensive work and analysis in the field of human anatomy. He not only appreciates, but adores the definition of your muscle tone, considering it a work of art unmatched in beauty. which it is, by the way. He’s also as perceptive as they come, so you even if you don’t mention your insecurity, and even if you try to hide it, Leonardo will pick up on it. As opposed to directly confronting you, however, he’ll reassure you in a more understated way, dropping you endless subtle complements on your physique in that lovely Italian accent of his. Not to mention, he’ll notice if you haven’t been sleeping, and he’ll force you to take a quick nap with him, so you end up more well rested than usual whenever you’re with him.
However, over time, the more time you two spend together, and the more he discovers about you, the more fascinated he becomes. Leonardo has had thousands of years to hone his crafts and master many fields– however, you, a human, in your short lifespan thus far, have so many different interests and sides to you, and are already learning your third language? Very impressive, to say the least.
While Leonardo may be the quintessential renaissance man, the definition of polymath, you’re quite the polymath yourself, and much like him, you’re just as full of surprises. You’ll find yourself locked in a very serious, educated discussion about the psychology of the human mind, and the next, whisked off on some spontaneous adventure. As far as furthering your studies and talents goes, drawing, music, math, politics, AND psychology are all under Leonardo’s list of talents. And he’s happy to help you or teach you in any way you ask him.
However, the thing that endears you the most to Leonardo is your kindness and want to help others. When out about the town, or even around the mansion, the two of you both have an aura about you that makes people comfortable around you, and makes them willing to share their problems with you, which together, you’re able to help far more efficiently, whether the problem is technical OR emotional. He’s met so many people in his life, seen so many different personalities interacting, and even still, you manage to fascinate him every day.
Other Options Include: Isaac Newton - Your fun loving and teasing nature intimidates and flusters him at first, but eventually he sees your acceptance and grows more comfortable around you. An opposites attract dynamic.
Arthur Conan Doyle - You two are almost always locked in a game of back and forth, cat and mouse, each competing to fluster the other, and always failing.
I hope you enjoyed! (●´ω`●) Feel free to send in another request!
Let me show you a good boy
what we clung to
[image: a painting of Isa and Lea standing back-to-back. glowing heart shapes appear to have been ripped from their chests, and they both look shocked and bereft. Isa is rocking back to clutch Lea’s wrist, while Lea is leaning forward as if wholly focused on reaching for his lost heart. Two close-ups follow, one of Isa and one of Lea.]
The boys: Ah sorry I didn't mean to call you-
Me:
Every fucking time

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[IkeVamp BGs]: The PureBlood (PB) & Jelly Sandwich
-whip- feeding time for everyone especially Leo & Comte stans~~ (人◕ω◕)
Disclaimer: a fan work! Characters belong to Cybird.
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Still on break (´﹃`) The holidays are a rough time for me this year :<
More BGs:
[Daydreaming Isaac] ◆ [Sebastian in The Library] ◆ [Sleepy Comtes] ◆ [Van Bro’s Bar] ◆ [Vincent & Theo’s Day Off] ◆ [Bottom Shelf Isaac (BL)] ◆ [Top Shelf Isaac (BL)] ◆ [12 Vamps for Christmas] ◆ [Arthur & Theo’s Invitation] ◆ [Van Goghs, Darker] ◆ [Isaac in the Middle] ◆ [Pureblood Sandwich]
HOT DAMN.
it's dangerous to go alone,take this
a precious gift