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“Do you like that show?”

“I certainly enjoy the self indulgent version of it I wrote in my head after it began to disappoint me.”

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hello average tumblr user. i want to play a game. in front of you is a female character. and i want you to genuinely and earnestly care about her without shipping her with a man, make her the mean lesbian best friend or the 'mum' friend. if you cannot manage to do this in the next 45 minutes i will release the hounds on you. live or die. make your choice

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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

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IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

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great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

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hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

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excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

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guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

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hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

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great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

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hey don't cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

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new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

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hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

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hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

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hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

wandering-aloneo-o

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

markscherz

95 at present, more on the way :)

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hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

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hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

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hey don't cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?

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hey don’t cry. 7,817 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet autism 💖

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hey don't cry. 7,836 species of frog in the world, ok?

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hey don't cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!

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hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee

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HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️

triskeleaficionado

UC or ER?

drpathetique

HONESTLY THOUGH

THIS IS BOTH ACCURATE AND EFFECTIVE

whos-this-lisa-person

Urgent Care is for your "Oh no!" accidents.

Emergency Care is for your "Oh fuck!" accidents.

yeahokayillreblogthat

yeah okay ill reblog that!

motherblackcap

I heard it was that time of year again.

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

straighthater

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

timelordpillbug

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon

#what the fuck happened here

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This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

kyloschuyler

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

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reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama

my-sisters-eyeball

Wtf

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When Russia makes this post illegal

earthnicity

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

currentbrainrot

i finished the ddba last night. and okay???

why is matt so righteous. that fisk in the beach alone scene better be a near death hullusionation bc im truly so tired of that big fucking baby

also matt's ex. i lowkey hated her bc what ground was she speaking on when she sided with fisk. she'd be much better, villain or not, without fisk. she can keep Buck. and arch nemesis to karen

daredevil going to jail was so anti climactic, i knew it was going to happen but it just kinda happen. thought it was gonna be cooler.

i liked the season. I really did. it's just the last episode was like. "we are all daredevil 🤓"

if fisk returns for s3 of born again as the main villain i'm going to kms.

Bullseye was truly gaining aura this entire season so if he isn't a primary character in the next season i'm also kms.

he was so badass i just wish they had wide shots of his throws instead of constant cuts. like i wanna see everything all at onceeee. also he needs to beat matt at least once bc there's ain't no way he hasn't bested him. plot armor for matt i think.

chaosandcardigans

What really kills me about this scene is how different their facial expressions are. Crowley is devastated, you can see it so clearly. He wants it to be different, but knows that it can't be.

But Aziraphale just looks so damn tired. Tired of always doing the right thing, but never getting anything in return. And here he realizes that the one remaining thing that he cares about, is going to be taken from him.

#good omens #good omens 3 #good omens season 3 #good omens spoilers #I’m gonna cry #that scene..

ohhhh-bebop

Okay but if Crowley was both looking after the bookshop and without his miracles, why was he sleeping on the street? Wouldn’t the shop close and lock her doors so he’d have to sleep on his couch?

I’m sort of joking but also sort of not. Same as how I don’t understand why those gangsters ever got a hand on the Bentley when she’d never allow such a thing.

shrubdrawsalot

i genuinely think a better way to make their reunion quicker and less complicated wouldve been sticking with the Conscious Bentley.

Imagine the following. Crowley has been sleeping in the car in front of the Bookshop. He doesnt go in because it makes him sad but leaving makes him even sadder. He's proper sloshed so the car won't take him anywhere. She very eagerly rolls down the window for Jesus and they have their interaction.

Then Aziraphale comes around. Crowley ignores him. At some point Aziraphale wears him down a bit and Crowley is about to roll down the window when- oh. The car is driving away by itself. Insert silly chase scene. The car is upset with Aziraphale as well. He left her as well.

Okay. Okay look. I didn’t HATE the finale of good omens. It wasn’t BAD. It felt a bit rushed, a bit random, but that’s to be expected since it was essentially a short movie. And I was sad about the ending, but at the end…

Crowley and Aziraphale got to be together. That’s what matters to me, at the end. If not for us, it was a happy ending for THEM.

#may prattles #good omens #good omens season 3 #good omens 3 #good omens 3 spoilers #aziraphale #crowley #don’t think about any meta issues or messaging or anything ahh

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I don’t even want to think about Good Omens season 3. It ended during season 2, before the ending, guys trust me I promise I promise

#may prattles #good omens #good omens season 3 #crowley #aziraphale #crying screaming throwing up #but not in the good way #sigh

chillyfeetsteak

all i wanna do is eat nectarines and think about aurora borealis st. elmo’s fire gigantic jets ball lightning green flash earthquake lights and will-o-the-wisps

chillyfeetsteak

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SPECIAL INTEREST MENTIONED YALL!!!

Look at my jellyfish sprites boy

Sundogs

Asperitas clouds

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Glories

Russian Light Pillars

Nacreous Clouds

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Mammatus Clouds (tiddy clouds lol)

Morning glory clouds

St. Elmo's Fire

I could go on for HOURS!! Remember that the would around you is much weirder than you know and the only difference between magic and science is we put names to the latter!

chillyfeetsteak

see she gets it

gingik

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this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch

i will post fred status updates as he grows

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look at him go!

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he's figuring out how to tree!

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35 reblogs, he's growing so good :D

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75 reblogs, fred continues to grow

reminder to spread out your branches (ie. dont spam reblogs on one post), he's starting to get a little crowded near the trunk :(

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he's gettin' tangled D: and long :3

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the fuck is this-

a piece of fred is escaping!!

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what have you done to my boy

how are you -1 reblog deep

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YES

HE FUCKING EXPLODED

WHAT HAVE WE DONE

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HE'S BACK

LONG LIVE FRED

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650 reblogs in and he's beautiful!!!!

the little disconnected bit on the side is his brother paul

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he is getting rather dense

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1000 branch fred update

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fred no longer fits in his containment box

therefore: top half of fred-

bottom half of fred-

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1500 branches.

uh. hey so fred might be out of control

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iurhgiuhguifjnkgsihngiurnbjsndzckjbviuxcfzdgnfiujdznv???? ginbgnmbkl???????

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GJHIKOJKLPJMRKIPJGIJOIGJMFKJDIO???!?!?!??

????????? HOW

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Apparently y'all still regualrly reblog fred, to this day. My inbox is entirely full of people asking about fred. and uh. wow. wow how he has grown.

For this momentous occasion- I Have created: The Fred Timelapse! This is a timelapse of him untangling himself over the course of 3 real life hours, essentially using tumblr dot com as the world's shittiest physics program to simulate what shape he actually is. All 27,000 of the dots that he is.

Enjoy!

kelseyfun

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

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There are many criticisms to make, but what I love about Stephen King novels is how human his characters are. They are REALISTIC. For the most part, they aren’t heroic or calm in the face of the major antagonists. Their fear feels REAL, and that’s why the books are so scary!

I also sometimes find myself repulsed by the characters’ reactions, or scathing, but when I think about it? Nobody would be able to face the terrors in those novels and stay chill and polite in the midst of it. THAT’S why his books are legendary. Not the plots, no. Not the villains, or the scares. But the characterization that is present in every book, a constant.

#may prattles #stephen king #characters #writing #I just. how does a person consistently write characters so well #they all feel like a person I could pass on the street

roughbuddy

When you’re rowing and you catch a crab :(

But you’re bow seat so nobody notices you :)

You’re bow seat so nobody notices you :(

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