I don't need a name to be funny

If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs

no where are your nipples 

Every Villain Is Lime 

alright picasso calm down

as a kid i never understood why they didn’t like him

As an adult I still don’t understand..

psst it’s a brothel and he’s poor 

OH MY GOD WH-  WHAT

Is it weird that I came to the “it’s a brothel” explanation all on my own when I was a child?

UGH WHY CAN’T GUYS EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS

Because just like Rapunzel, you aren’t looking at them when they do.

^you my friend have just opened my eyes

 #dear everyone who thinks no one notices them

No, be that person. BE THAT PERSON.

He’s becoming self-aware…Disney’s gonna have to handle that. 

fuckin fish has a goddamn anime attack

At what level did this fish learn ice beam?

PAP