Howdy! My name's Asgore I'm great at naming things

Asgore: what should i call this tumblr blog ... well i am a monster on the internet.... wait omg

Asgore: Hmm… it’s like a hot dog, but it looks more like a cat. Asgore: wait omg

Asgore: What should I call my blog where I type things on the internet? Wait omg

A yet unnamed Asgore: AAAAHHHH THE HUMANS HAVE GORED MY BACKSIDE! …..wait omg

G@$/£&: I have made a building that is the core power source of the underground. What should we call it? Asgore: CORE power source? Wait omg.

MY SON…HE…IT’S LIKE HE HAS BECOME A GOD OF ABSOLUTION, AND WILL HYPERLY KILL FRISK TO DEATH! …..wait omg

Asgore: wow what a mysterious human child, they seek to flirt with a lot of people according to Alphys’ camera footage. Very frisky, I wonder what we should call them? omg wait.

Toriel: Asgore, look! Our baby.. What do we name him? Asgore: Uhm.. What does he look like? Toriel: He.. He’s right in front of yo-.. *sigh* He’s a combination of both of u- Asgore: Wait omg