I am a bat fan forever and ever and I am so happy Crobat exists. born of friendship. my baby beloved tell me more about them
DAMN THE BAT FANS ARE OUT TONIGHT! SWARMING MY INBOX LIKE, uhhhh, um,, like... like something that swarms in large numbers at night, i can't think of a good simile right now
this girl drinks blood! metal as fuck. let's all appreciate that for a moment. she drinks blood so quickly and silently that you don't even notice you're her fucking caprisun until it's already too late. queen
crobat uses its two sets of wings to fly endlessly. like, it rests one set and switches to the other, i am officially petitioning we start giving this thing to workaholic OCs/blorbos. this is the pokemon equivalent of your workaholic blorbo who trains themself to be ambidextrous so they can keep writing their shit up when their dominant hand cramps up.
love a bitch with her teeth out. love that she acts like this hard goth girl but just wants to be loved. nothing more enticing than a 'hard' looking pokemon with a friendship evolution--she has done so much for the 'humanizing pokemon villains' community.
she walks bad! if you see a crobat crawling around, pick her up and give her a snuggle. if you see a real bat crawling around on the ground, she has rabies and you need to leave.
(send me your fave / least fave poison type and i will tell you everything i love about it)
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i don't want to be mean or anything but like. the cr/t/cal r/le girlies in the dimension 20 tag are just sending me like, i just Knew these people be just all over this season and diving in and dissecting every little detail and speculating for the larger picture (of six episodes) (plus a season that's already been out for a year) as though people like. haven't been having to Sit with the Very, Very unfinished/untold part of the world of this campaign setting for Years already? (the Widely Established Fanlore of it all XD) although that's also been also been folding in the face of. all the colin posts (like Specifically colin too past even colin+raphaniel or colin+deli). like they fell for the cr bait so hard- group of fans starved for mlm content based on their typical cr diet, see a guy (Just Some Guy) looking the way he was, see his mysterious past and divorce and arc and glowup and post-divorce talks and. yknow. whaddya gonna do. that's all they're gonna talk about when the EXPLICITLY mlm radish priest who's been grooming that VERY SAME cheese guy for five years is right there.
anyways i'm going to write all that off anon and pretend i'm not deathly scared of invoking the wrath of cr fans after that thing on twitter
IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY YEAH. gonna address the colin part first then talk about my problems with the season under a spoiler. listen I think deli & colin are very real in that deli wants him SO bad but it's crazy that people are dancing around colin's whole thing with raphaniel. like what do you guys think was going on there π 'he's his babysitter' SAY IT OUT LOUD! he was fucking that radish
now for my thoughts about the plot and pacing of ravening war
I do not like that this season (that was supposed to be about a war covering 7+ years of intense political conflict and full-scale warfare involving every country in the continent) got boiled down to 2 massive timeskips & 3 battle episodes of five guys fucking around in a cave because the entire war was actually started by a secret cult. there were no battles involving the actual war + 1 skill check for entire 5 years at a time + almost nothing politics wise + they missed the ENTIRE climatic final push for the end of the war because they were underground. it's so poorly paced, I really don't know what to say. am I the crazy one here for wanting a season about the ravening war to be about the war? it just doesn't feel like the characters had any impact on the plot past episode 3 and they ONLY because they kill the queen of candia because a cult told them to. because we get alliances forged and broken and conflicts ended and rulers crowned within the span of a single sentence from the DM before we chug back off to the mycelium hivemind main plot. hot take but every season does not in fact need a plot twist big bad to fight
all of the characters in the season are genuinely the most interesting characters I've seen in YEARS. it's a goddamn shame we didn't get to spend more time with them. it sucks that each of them brought so much intrigue and backstory to the war, but every single one of them ended up contributing not much at all to the scale of the campaign because, again, the final boss turned out to be a cult within the top secret cult of mushrooms that was ALREADY a secret but there is also ANOTHER, more powerful deity to fight in the very last episode. we needed more episodes, or less time spent on battles. we needed to not bring on a DM known for having all the time in the world to wrap up years-long campaigns in 5 hour chunks at a time, for a 6 ep miniseason. we did not need two more powerscaled deities for no reason to a war that should have been about the people and not... random alien eldritch forces. we needed closure on amangeaux's child, we needed to know WHY raphaniel was poisoning the king and starting a war in the first place. aabria wrote a whole essay about karna's backstory that I would've loved to see in the show itself, but... we didn't get to see it! there were almost no politics. we did get 4 separate secret underground mushroom fights though. in a campaign about a war.
"real life is messy! not everything gets wrapped up neatly! it reflects real wars!" this is a dnd show sir and when you spend 20 minutes out of 12 hours of content actually talking politics and the rest of the time fucking around with mushrooms in a cave, it starts to look less like a deliberate artistic choice and more like poorly paced plot threads that didn't get a chance to finish.
I go back to reread the kerapin streamer/hater au post regularly. thank you for your service and also I'm so ungodly obsessed w this
godbless you for letting me know i love Situations. id ask if youve seen the kerapin adjunct prof/medicated ex stalker w memory loss post as well but i see that you gone back far enough into my blog i feel that you cant have missed it. hell yeah im getting a good grade in blogging. i love you
THE...... THE RING AS A FACELESS HOOD........... august your mind. you MIND...... i cannot stop thinking about raphaniel grooming sir allium to act and even Think in ways to weather and grate at his sense of personhood and individuality to eventually having no such personality outside his being a Knight and being everything a Pious Loyal Knight should be...... what is underneath the armor no longer matters and maybe never even existed, his hood becoming his head his armor becoming his body his posture becoming his sense of self his face gone. Unneeded, when a knight can wear a helm or a hood to hide its lack of face instead so as to not unsettle those it was charged with and commanded to protect. Raphaniel uses sandpaper and armor polish in equal measures
HELP HELP HELP. NO DON'T APOLOGIZE. you get it a knight is literally a Concept of whatever they are moulded to be. you are so correct about this
i love scrolling through your tumblr and twt when i'm not As attached to the current d20 season as opposed to when i Do end up liking it more bc for me it's the difference between knowing you're right and feeling vindicated and knowing you're right and feeling devastated and crushed
HELP HELP HELP! this. honestly I have been trying to post less about a season publicly if I don't like it... bc I know people do not want to see negativity about something they are actively enjoying watching... BUT if it is a season I feel passionate about + I plan on finishing + my frustration comes from a place of love about the campaign I do post it bc in a lot of cases people agree with me about the elements I criticize
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could not watch cr before exu:c. was alright with crown of candy but could not get into it as deeply as other d20 seasons. saw you keradinposting and went "nice you do you boss" but fundamentally did not understand. saw exu:c. saw you zerxusposting. and I Understood I am awake I am aware I am Living I am obsessed I may be in love
MWAH MWAH MWAH! do you get it now do you understand my obsession with knights who make bad decisions. zerxus and keradin are Not the same but they are both my babygirls and I AM going to keep on drawing them making out with the worst thing that ever happened to them
just going through the inscryption tag after getting my brother into playing it and I have to say your Leshy is EVERYTHING to me literally thank you for your service
:O !! ππ Omg .. am glad to be of service tbh idk why no one else thought to make leshy Big it just made sense
happy anniversary to you reblogging that one post from me about wanting a trickster god to turn me into the character I'm secretly cosplaying and pretending it's a costume on halloween night. I think about that post and the idea behind that post a normal amount. Trick or treat!
