Monster-Krumholtz

-Barb hadn't told Robot and Monster about her last interaction with Sidekick catching her at the beeping tones factory, and she intended to keep it that way-

-even so, she didn't want to be rude, so Barb acknowledged Sidekick with a respectful wave and a nod-

"Hey, Sidekick! What have you been up to since the last time we talked? You're not still mad I snuck in the factory during your lunch break last week, are you?"

OHHH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO RUIN MY LUNCH BREAK AGAIN! IT WAS ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP ONCE MORE. I'VE BEEN, YOU KNOW…

FIXING UP THE MESS YOU MADE.

"Hello, Sidekick! I see you've made friends with @rnmbarb ! What 'day' were you guys talking about?"

**please don't tell me you caused trouble with @im-the-best-one of all people, Barb!**

"Barb can be a little prankster sometimes, but she doesn't mean any harm! I'm sure whatever she did was harmless, wasn't it?"

-Monster hoped that Sidekick would be understanding, but this was Sidekick and she took nobodies shenanigans, nor the nonsense.-

"I'm glad that Miss Tacles was kind enough to let Barb off with a warning. I'll assure you that it won't happen again. You know kids. They can be crazy! A little coo coo in the head! Heheh! I'm sure she's learned her lesson this time."

"Let him go! It wasn't his fault, it was mine! I'm sorry I ruined your break and risked your job, okay? But don't take it out on my dad- ... Don't take it out on Monster."

-Barb wasn't going to just stand there and let @im-the-best-one disrespect @monster-krumholtz over something she did-

"Let Him Go, Sidekick."

-She lets go of Monster with all her might. Monster fell down the floor like a teddy bear

"Have a nice rest of your lunch break, Sidekick! It was good talking to you!"

-Barb hadn't told Robot and Monster about her last interaction with Sidekick catching her at the beeping tones factory, and she intended to keep it that way-

-even so, she didn't want to be rude, so Barb acknowledged Sidekick with a respectful wave and a nod-

"Hey, Sidekick! What have you been up to since the last time we talked? You're not still mad I snuck in the factory during your lunch break last week, are you?"

OHHH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO RUIN MY LUNCH BREAK AGAIN! IT WAS ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP ONCE MORE. I'VE BEEN, YOU KNOW…

FIXING UP THE MESS YOU MADE.

-Barb hadn't told Robot and Monster about her last interaction with Sidekick catching her at the beeping tones factory, and she intended to keep it that way-

-even so, she didn't want to be rude, so Barb acknowledged Sidekick with a respectful wave and a nod-

"Hey, Sidekick! What have you been up to since the last time we talked? You're not still mad I snuck in the factory during your lunch break last week, are you?"

OHHH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO RUIN MY LUNCH BREAK AGAIN! IT WAS ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP ONCE MORE. I'VE BEEN, YOU KNOW…

FIXING UP THE MESS YOU MADE.

"Hello, Sidekick! I see you've made friends with @rnmbarb ! What 'day' were you guys talking about?"

**please don't tell me you caused trouble with @im-the-best-one of all people, Barb!**

"Barb can be a little prankster sometimes, but she doesn't mean any harm! I'm sure whatever she did was harmless, wasn't it?"

-Monster hoped that Sidekick would be understanding, but this was Sidekick and she took nobodies shenanigans, nor the nonsense.-

"I'm glad that Miss Tacles was kind enough to let Barb off with a warning. I'll assure you that it won't happen again. You know kids. They can be crazy! A little coo coo in the head! Heheh! I'm sure she's learned her lesson this time."

-So, Robot and Barb end up switching bodies-

Barb in Robot's Body: .... Huh. So this is what it's like being this height. Wait. Can't I do the leg stretchy thing? How do I do that?

Robot in Barb's body: You kinda just have to... Woah... Wait. WAIT A MINUTE. I HAVE FIVE FINGERS NOW! I gotta go find Gart so I can beat him at rock paper scissors- -immediately trips and falls on his face because he doesn't know how to use bipedal legs- .... I gotta learn how to walk.

Barb in Robots body: oh my god. I don't have legs. I have wheels! How do I move?? -scooching and waddling around like a penguin- fuck it. Tuck and roll bitches! -rolls around on the floor like a ball-

Robot in Barb's body: Don't do that, you're making me look ridiculous. -walking like a newborn deer in heels with Barb's long ass legs-

Barb in Robot's body: Says the one who can barely stand on two legs! AHHHHHH- -She sling shots herself because her legs do the stretch thing spontaneously, and she hits herself on the cieling- Son of a bitch!

Robot in Barb's body: Pfft! Malfunction much?

Barb in Robots body: Fuck you- -shrinks her legs and she bobs up and down as she slowly gets used to it- okay, okay, I think i got it. Now I just gotta move... -she moves forward and reverses a couple of times on her wheels, and then she starts doing donuts in the living room- WEEEEEEEE! This is awesome!

-then Barb crashes into a wall and her arm falls off-

Barb in Robot's body: AAAAA oh wait I can pop it back on. Wait... can I still move it? ..... -her severed arm starts moving and crawling back to her- No fucking wayyyyyyyyyy

Robot in Barb's body: You've seen me do that all the time.

Barb in Robots body: I know, but it's weird when I'm the one doing it. .... Also, why do I feel a raging urge to eat enough bacon to satisfy a lions den?

Robot in Barb's body: Why do I feel the urge to smoke enough weed to make an entire village green out?

-Monster and Crystal swap bodies-

Crystal in Monster's body: .... Wow. I feel.... really warm. And fuzzy. .... How am I supposed to grab anything with these paws? .... Wait a moment -she retracts her claws- Ooh! I like that!

Monster in Crystal's body: Careful with those Crissy! You could really hurt yourself or someone else. ..... wait a minute. -he scratches his head and is immediately amazed- My arms can reach the top of my head!

Crystal in Monster's body:.... -tries reaching the top of her head but her arms are too short, or her head was too tall. Monster did have a huge ass head- ... Well, that's mildly irritating.

Monster in Crystal's body: I feel so small! And my head feels naked without my horns and my hat!

Crystal in Monster's body: My shoulders feel heavy with your gigantic head alone. Why do you bother with the hat?

Monster in Crystal's body: Do you guys really think I have a huge head?

Crystal in Monster's body: Yes. Now, what else can I do with this body? -lifts the fridge up like it's a couple of grapes- I'm super strong!

Monster in Crystal's body: I can walk around a lot easier with these legs!

Crystal in Monster's body: -walking across the room and already running out of breath halfway because her legs were so short compared to the rest of her long body- screw this! -she gets on all fours and walks much easier that way-

Monster in Crystal's body: ...Oh! That's a choice! Just be sure to wash your hands afterwards. .... Why do I feel the urge to look around in the dumpster for scraps?

Crystal in Monster's body: Why do I feel the urge to go put on a pink wig to dance and sing along to Lady Gaga songs?

-So, Robot and Barb end up switching bodies-

Barb in Robot's Body: .... Huh. So this is what it's like being this height. Wait. Can't I do the leg stretchy thing? How do I do that?

Robot in Barb's body: You kinda just have to... Woah... Wait. WAIT A MINUTE. I HAVE FIVE FINGERS NOW! I gotta go find Gart so I can beat him at rock paper scissors- -immediately trips and falls on his face because he doesn't know how to use bipedal legs- .... I gotta learn how to walk.

Barb in Robots body: oh my god. I don't have legs. I have wheels! How do I move?? -scooching and waddling around like a penguin- fuck it. Tuck and roll bitches! -rolls around on the floor like a ball-

Robot in Barb's body: Don't do that, you're making me look ridiculous. -walking like a newborn deer in heels with Barb's long ass legs-

Barb in Robot's body: Says the one who can barely stand on two legs! AHHHHHH- -She sling shots herself because her legs do the stretch thing spontaneously, and she hits herself on the cieling- Son of a bitch!

Robot in Barb's body: Pfft! Malfunction much?

Barb in Robots body: Fuck you- -shrinks her legs and she bobs up and down as she slowly gets used to it- okay, okay, I think i got it. Now I just gotta move... -she moves forward and reverses a couple of times on her wheels, and then she starts doing donuts in the living room- WEEEEEEEE! This is awesome!

-then Barb crashes into a wall and her arm falls off-

Barb in Robot's body: AAAAA oh wait I can pop it back on. Wait... can I still move it? ..... -her severed arm starts moving and crawling back to her- No fucking wayyyyyyyyyy

Robot in Barb's body: You've seen me do that all the time.

Barb in Robots body: I know, but it's weird when I'm the one doing it. .... Also, why do I feel a raging urge to eat enough bacon to satisfy a lions den?

Robot in Barb's body: Why do I feel the urge to smoke enough weed to make an entire village green out?

-takes a lighter and let's out a belch, just for her breath to quite literally catch on fire like dragons breath. It was actually pretty bad ass...... And then she had to be immature about it-

I can do the same thing with my ass! Here, look-

-uses the lighter so she can fart fire-

@askpendulumdepot

Not to mention, the smell.... and the fire hazards

But mostly the smell!

But I suppose if an Organic really wanted to, they could do so as well. I don't think anybody can handle hot sauce like you, or Barb though!

I think you two are just built differently. But that's what makes you special! 💜💜💜

Then again, she practically ate half the bottle. I still think she was trying to fight god.

-takes a lighter and let's out a belch, just for her breath to quite literally catch on fire like dragons breath. It was actually pretty bad ass...... And then she had to be immature about it-

I can do the same thing with my ass! Here, look-

-uses the lighter so she can fart fire-

@askpendulumdepot

Not to mention, the smell.... and the fire hazards

But mostly the smell!

But I suppose if an Organic really wanted to, they could do so as well. I don't think anybody can handle hot sauce like you, or Barb though!

I think you two are just built differently. But that's what makes you special! 💜💜💜

-whispering- Robot? Is she trying to fight god??