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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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“Shake my hand in character”
(From Denise Jastraunig’s TikTok)
@batmanisagatewaydrug
@monkparty

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Make a personal post for the first time in like a year just to post to the wrong blog....
Guess I'll see y'all in another year
(accidentally thinks too hard)
Have a safe and realistically happy new year!

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why r there SO many film/book/tv people on here (and twitter) that are like “I want every plot point spoon fed to me like an idiot and NEVER want to engage with content rated higher than PG”
the notes on this post are god’s punishment for assuming that the average tumblr user has a crumb of reading comprehension.
he-man was right. whats going on
Very happy to have this done, I wanted to put a lot of effort into something original and I’ve been very fond of my orange boi lately, so u.u
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
“See him face”
I sure fucking do see him face
Him face
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)
Idk why I feel like such butt all I did was forget to eat all day nothing major!!!

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sending so much love to everyone who feels like they’re never chosen as the best friend, as the partner, as the favorite. sending love to all of you who have been treated and felt like second best. sending love to all of you who have felt rejected and unwanted. to all of you who have had to try really hard to fit in because you felt like you never will.
you are so loved. you will be seen and heard by the right people. you can trust that you are valuable and not defined by other people’s perceptions of you. if someone doesn’t see your worth, it doesn’t mean it isn’t there.
I'm startled awake during the night. It's pitch black, but I can faintly see several silhouettes standing around my bed. Suddenly there's a bright light shining in my face, and I'm blinded.
"Why won't you just listen to these 10 fucking songs" one says, venom practically dripping from his voice.
I realize; it's the head of algorithms from every major music streaming service I use. Blinking from the intense light, I can finally see they all have guns pointed at me.
"I...I don't want to!" I manage to answer.
"Why?!" One bangs a fist into my bedsheets. "One of them is The Weeknd. You fucking LOVE The Weeknd!"
Terrified, I can't answer. The same one shoves a gun against my forehead. "Tell us why!"
"I don't want to! Please, I just don't want to hear those same 10 songs...! Can't your algorithm suggest something else?!"
"You think our algorithms are wrong?!" Another roars. Next to him, the calmest amongst them puts a hand on his shoulder.
"You will listen to Save Your Tears," he tells me with a level voice. "Algorithm knows you'll love it, and this nightmare will be over."
I'm appalled. Finding my courage, I scowl at him. "Maybe I would have, but not anymore."
Silence. The calm one hums before cocking his gun. "Are you sure?" I clench my teeth. A nod is all I can manage. He shakes his head, still eerily tranquil. "That's too bad."
He points his gun and fires, killing me instantly. Another sacrifice to the algorithm.
End scene.
All these years I've been so lucky with my teeth, just to need a double root canal due to trauma from getting whacked in the face, which I can't for the life of me figure out when it would have happened???
Sure, fine >:|
Every music streaming service: you're gonna love these 10 songs
Me: no give me something else
Music service: well, maybe if we keep throwing them at you you'll like them
Me: no
Music service: ....
Music service: ....
Music service: there's literally no other music we think you could possibly like :/
bernie conquering Ba Sing Se

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i love how sakura is like a fullblown medical doctor who successfully performed open chest cpr when she was 17 and naruto and sasuke can like count to ten
lift. fullbody illustration commission for @alaeries completed early last year!
> my art tag