french (derogatory)

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

they match each other’s freak to a degree that is dangerous to the public

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

Two lovers have reincarnated throughout history, destined to find each other and fall in love all over again. There’s also this third guy that reincarnates alongside them… we don’t really know what he does.

"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave

cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder

"this is actually anxious attachment style" no. it's "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder.

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)